My ideal woman? Get ready, here we go:
She should be tall, red headed, fun, rich, and have a bubbly personality. No wait, that's Celtic Barbie. Ok, how about this: She should be short, own a brewery (easier spelled than said) and have a flat head. No, I think that's the punchline of a joke. Hmm, this is harder than I thought... Ok, I think I've got it now. Be intelligent, different from learned (if you understand what I mean, good), truthfully describe yourself as having a relaxed and cool demeanor, and a good sense of humor. Be passionate about something, even if it's which type of chocolate brand you like. If you've made it this far without the impetuous infuriation of what I've written and with meeting my criteria, then drop me a line. And if you're going to put a hook on it, at least make sure the bait is enticing.
..and you must love Disneyland, or you don't mind that I do.