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24 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 14
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I get called weird a lot. Those people also call me crazy.

I'm often the ruiner of jokes and referred to as the joke butcher. I'm off the wall and you can't make me go back on.

All of this being said I don't really give a fuck. I'm gonna express myself as I please. I've never been good at being normal. So I embrace my crazy side.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just bought a foreclosed house that hasn't been lived in for four years. So beside learning how to fix figuratively everything.

Fighting off ghosts (the bad ones atleast), planning where to put the zip line and trap doors.

Wondering how many hammocks you can have in one back yard.

Wondering if my senior citizen neighbors care that I walk around naked all the time... No a/c yet... Fucking Judge me!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being really really really incredibly good looking.

Not quoting movies correctly

Making conversations awkward

Sleeping, but I need more practice
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fuck the police!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to cook
Sun light
Awesome people
Musical instrument
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why girls on here don't take a chance more. Obviously you're on here for a reason. So meet a guy in a PUBLIC place over coffee (it's short and you can Take it to go). Don't give him your number and maybe you can actually get somewhere beside 2 months of "blah blah I love skittles and yeah I went to that high school, you're cute". Like FUCK Maybe you might actually meet some awesome people outside of your computer screen.

Also I like thinking of ideas. New inventions I can create, Songs to write, places to travel, Katy Perry's new single. I'm so over justin beiber.... He just can't keep letting me Down an expect me to keep buying all his music. I just won't do it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to that Rebecca black song. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. It's Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a birth mark on my butt.

I'm more honest than anyone you're ever going to meet but that's not private