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Collbot

21 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a man cookie and I'm crumbling, lol.
I'm coming to a point in my life where I'm realizing that I have to get my shit together if I want to get to where I want to go. I just wanna do EVERYTHING from being an oil baron to a bartender in Tahiti....and everything in between.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am attending college at Seattle University while trying to figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life. Hoping to get my GE outta the way so I can pursue law school. I am currently majoring in history which I fucking love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really sometimes just like to jam on the saxophone from time to time. I like to smoke cigarettes and drink, as well as volunteer my time to this and that.
Yeah this is dumb, it's like a list of attributes. Yeah I'm also a level 6 grandmaster in death-fu, and my bo-staff skills have been featured in cirque du Soleil.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont want to toot my own horn, but the first thing people notice about me are my luscious locks, and my cozy personality. A little geeky, love sci-fi and comic books.
Love D&D, my friends and I try to do it every week.

But that makes me sound like Sheldon, which sooo misses the mark. When really I see myself as more of a Dr. Krieger.

But sometimes when Im zoned out or thinking hard about something it looks like I'm pissed off and jaded although thats not what I intend to convey.
But hey...fuck them and fuck their couch!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Adventure Time is pretty much the shit!
Venture Bros, Skins, Robot Chicken, Key and Peele, Full Metal Alchemist, Those game shows where people climb on the water obstacles!
Love the books 1984, Animal Farm, the Things they carried, life of Pi. Metro 2033, Bud not Buddy, time warp trio, sin city, hellboy, pretty much dark horse comics, and judge dredd.
Love pretty lights, jungle, grimes, the XX, 3 loco, earl sweatshirt, led zeppelin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Orange soda, beer, ganja, friends & family, bubbles, music, and the blood of my enemies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trans-humanism, space, alternate realities, steampunk, cyberpunk, and all the what-if scenarios. Whenever I have a moment I try to freestyle....it's a work in progress. And the fact that trey palamalus hair is insured for half a mil.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either I hang with friends or go to a party while chilling with my friends, trying to find new and interesting people to hang out with. Or giving up entirely, going home, and wondering if I would be emotionally ready to care for a 13 year old pug, only for it to die shortly, as I look at pug rescue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still tie my shoes bunny ears....and I think i'm starting to become a nihilist, is that bad?

Or, on a more serious note I originally wanted to be a Army helicopter pilot, but then I found out I was color blind, so I couldn't.
You should message me if
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You wanna have fun conversation, you just feel like talking, or if you wanna just nerd out. All I'm really looking for is cool people to hang with that have great vibes. I'm really just looking for friends right now. But if you really just want someone to talk to thats great too! Peeps seem to think that this sites only for hooking up, but that thinking is shallow and pedantic, met some great homewreckas here.