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ColonelBlimp

22 M Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Constant pain in the ass. Destroyer of worlds; scourge of the workplace. I have no qualms about stealing your clothes and running around in them. I dance like a crazy person. I have beard-hair all over my face.
What I’m doing with my life
Burning through as many jobs as possible as quickly as I can.
I’m really good at
Accesorizing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes: instant pertrification.
The six things I could never do without
Girls, lying about my age on OK Cupid, writing four things when someone says I have to write six. Uploading pictures of wasps. Counting to five instead of four.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with a giant, dead-eyed bear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Our government is not a democracy.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Quiet meal --> conversation --> all of the exceteras.