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ColonelBlimp

32 Sheffield, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a jobbing musician with a talent for getting myself into and out of trouble. Think Ryan Gosling in Drive mixed with Eddie Vedder, but less hot. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
E flat diminished ninth. The e flat, that's doable, but it's that diminished ninth, you know, it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger.

Oh, and this: http://thehuntsabateurs.bandcamp.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding 60-70 rugby club guys chanting in a bar, then singing folk songs twice as loud and watching the ensuing confusion.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am what a lady once described as 'Type 2 Trouble'. Oh, wait, Type 2 fun. Fun. That's what she said.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chaos, confusion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*_*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling :).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stole a tube of tuna-style vegan pate from Holland and Barrett.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You particularly want a threesome.