Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

ColonelBlimp

33 Sheffield, UK Man

Man

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Freelance atm. Some editing of PhDs but looking for new opportunities. Trying to get a major project together. Also working on two novels, one in collaboration with a very good friend of mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coffee, all of the coffee. Waiting for an internet based creative writing mentorship programme to start, tutoring kids in Gaza.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a wench.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice is quite loud.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, food, guitar, pizza, walking, forests.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would a duck-choir be difficult to organise?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing guitar very badly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stole a tube of tuna-style vegan pate from Holland and Barrett.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are intensely attracted to me.