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ColonelBlimp

32 M Sheffield, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Novelist in training. Not really on the market right now but feel free to message and say hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to work out how to actually do anything worthwhile in a world full of worthless work. Talking a lot :).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing threatening sounding songs at... Loud enough to clear street gangs away for good...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wonky smile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trees, plants, love, flowers, positivity, good vibrations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*_*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling :).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stole a tube of tuna-style vegan pate from Holland and Barrett.
You should message me if
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