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Colonel_Mitumba

26 / M / straight / Single

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Just an, Excitable, and Boy.

My Self-Summary

I do my best thinking while walking. My humor is scatter shot and inappropriate. I love trying new things with people who are passionate about them (or passionate about trying new things.) My imagination is always bouncing me around from place to place. I cherish my friends. I say the worst things at the right time. I love everything about the night. I never have nightmares, but my dreams are full of zombies and murder mysteries. I prefer 60 degree weather, with a light cloud cover and leaves crinkling under my feet. I think very fast. I try to see the world from other people's perspectives not only because it helps me understand them and the world better but also because I find it hilarious. I take pride in myself and those I care about.

What I’m doing with my life

I just graduated from Pitt with a degree in economics with a minor in Actuarial Mathematics. Just started my job search so we will see where I end up.

Lately I have been trying to spend as much time with my friends as I can in case I end up moving.

I also do the usual. I play video games, catch shows (be they music, movie, or theater), stay in and hang out with friends, and get lost in my own head in my room for hours.

I’m really good at

-Thinking on my feet
-Playing
-Instigating
-Cuddling
-Listening
-Teaching
-Learning
-Laughing at things that should be tragic

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- Illuminatus Trilogy, Alice in Wonderland, Lovecraft (fav- At the Mountains of Madness), Dune, SoIaF, Roald Dahl (Fav-BFG), Principia Discordia, Hitchhikers Guide, Of Mice and Men.

Movies- Princess Bride, Lost in Translation, Ran, Fight Club, Sexy Beast, The Big Lebowski, Speed Racer, Sin City, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hedwig and the Angry Inch (I have a weakness for musicals,) Batman/Batman Returns, Transformers (animated, fuck the new one,) Hook, Spinal Tap, Basically the whole horror genre, Porn.

Games (video)- Starcraft, Diablo 2, Left 4 Dead, Bioshock, TF2

TV- Venture Brothers, Freakazoid, Cartoon Planet, Firefly, Buffy, first 2 seasons of Aquateen and Sealab, Battlestar Galactica.

Music- Mr. Bungle, Simon and Garfunkel, Tom Wait, Danzig, Misfits, Gwar, X-ray Specs, And Oceans, The Pixies, Mother fucking Bowie, Warren Zevon, The Damned, Queen, Prince, Old Punk, good live shows.

Food- Sushi, Chocolate, Gummies, Spicy Things, Bland things... I really just like eat (P.S. unleavened bread over normal bread!)

Comics- Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Transmetropolitan, Hush, The Dark Knight Returns, Age of Apocalypse arc, Calvin and Hobbes

Games- Ticket to Ride

The six things I could never do without

The Laughter of friendship
The Moment of comprehension
The Fire of competition
The Warmth of trust
The Hum of a city
The Chasing of a horizon
food

Sorry I am a minimum of 7 things kind of person.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My newest obsession.

Possible outcomes. It is rather fascinating to think about the myriad of outcomes every action intrinsically possesses. Oh chance, you are a harsh but fair mistress.

Whatever shit my friends have gotten themselves into.

On a typical Friday night I am

I can honestly say I have no typical Friday night. I can give a (non comprehensive) list of usual suspects though.
-Hanging out with friends at my place
-Out getting a Drink
-Wasting the night away on my computer
-Catching a movie

You should message me if

I am going to assume you can decide if it is worth messaging me.