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Colonel_Mitumbay

30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I do my best thinking while walking. My humor is scattershot and inappropriate. I love trying new things with people who are passionate about them (or passionate about trying new things.) My imagination is always bouncing me around from place to place. I cherish my friends. I say the worst things at the right time. I love everything about the night. I never have nightmares, but my dreams are full of zombies and murder mysteries. I prefer 60 degree weather, with a light cloud cover and leaves crinkling under my feet. I think very fast. I try to see the world from other people's perspectives not only because it helps me understand them and the world better but also because I find it hilarious. I take pride in those I care about.

I am Just an Excitable Boy
What I’m doing with my life
Under Construction, Recent move to Portland from NYC requires some renovation.

I had shoulder surgery last year for a climbing injury. So I am hopping to find a place around here to finally get back into it sometimes soon. Any advice?
I’m really good at
-Thinking on my feet
-Playing
-Instigating
-Cuddling
-Listening
-Teaching
-Learning
-Laughing at things that should be tragic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Illuminatus Trilogy, Alice in Wonderland, Lovecraft (fav- The Colours Out of Space), Dune, SoIaF, Roald Dahl (Fav-BFG), Principia Discordia, Hitchhikers Guide, Of Mice and Men.

Movies- Princess Bride, Lost in Translation, Ran, Fight Club, Sexy Beast, The Big Lebowski, Speed Racer, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hedwig and the Angry Inch (I have a weakness for musicals,) Batman/Batman Returns, Transformers (animated, fuck the new one,) Hook, Spinal Tap, Life Aquatic, Basically the whole horror genre.

Games- Pirates!, Diablo, HoMM3, MTG, ect

TV- Venture Brothers, Freakazoid, Cartoon Planet, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Pete and Pete, Buffy, first 2 seasons of Aquateen and Sealab, Archer, Battlestar Galactica, Community.

Music- Mr. Bungle, Simon and Garfunkel, Tom Wait, Danzig, Misfits, Gwar, X-ray Specs, And Oceans, The Pixies, Mother fucking Bowie, Warren Zevon, The Damned, Queen, Prince, Old Punk, good live shows.

Food- Sushi, Chocolate, Gummies, Spicy Things, Bland things... I really just like eat (P.S. unleavened bread over normal bread!)

Comics- Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Transmetropolitan, Hush, The Dark Knight Returns, Age of Apocalypse arc, Calvin and Hobbes
The six things I could never do without
The Laughter of friendship
The Moment of comprehension
The Fire of competition
The Warmth of trust
The Hum of a city
The Chasing of a horizon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Possible outcomes. It is rather fascinating to think about the myriad of outcomes every action intrinsically possesses. Oh chance, you are a harsh but fair mistress.

Whatever shit my friends have gotten themselves into.
On a typical Friday night I am
I can honestly say I have no typical Friday night. I can give a (non comprehensive) list of usual suspects though.
-Hanging out with friends at my place
-Out getting a Drink
-Wasting the night away on my computer
-Catching a movie, play, or musical performance
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating