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Colonel_Mitumbay

31 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am kind of in a weird place in my life. I am in the final push of studying to complete some exams that will make me a viable adult so that is taking up a good bit of time. I let myself get a little out of shape so I am trying to work my way back in. I also just went through a break up so I am just kind of re-calibrating as a person. Change is good though.

In other words, if you are looking for someone who wants to dive in with both feet to something big right now I am not a great option. That isn't to say I wouldn't mind finding someone to spend some quality goof off time with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying... Playing games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Thinking on my feet
-Playing
-Instigating
-Cuddling
-Listening
-Teaching
-Learning
-Laughing at things I should find tragic
-Math
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Illuminatus Trilogy, Alice in Wonderland, Lovecraft (fav- The Colours Out of Space), Dune, SoIaF, Roald Dahl (Fav-BFG), Principia Discordia, Hitchhikers Guide, Of Mice and Men, SoIaF.

Movies- Princess Bride, Lost in Translation, Ran, Fight Club, Sexy Beast, The Big Lebowski, Speed Racer, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Hedwig and the Angry Inch (I have a weakness for musicals,) Batman/Batman Returns, Transformers (animated) Hook, Spinal Tap, Life Aquatic.

TV- I don't know the last time I missed an episode of the daily show.

Games- To much MTG, HoMM3.

Food- Sushi, Chocolate, Gummies, Spicy Things, Bland things... I am basically always interested in food. (P.S. unleavened bread over normal bread!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Laughter of friendship
The Moment of comprehension
The Fire of competition
The Warmth of trust
The Hum of a city
The Chasing of a horizon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Possible outcomes. It is rather fascinating to think about the myriad of outcomes every action intrinsically possesses. Oh chance, you are a harsh but fair mistress.

Whatever shit my friends have gotten themselves into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Wasting the night away on my computer
-Hanging out with friends at my place
-Out getting a Drink

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