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ColonialOcean

31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly), Irish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've been known to be a good time...lol. I just moved to LA, and can't wait to explore.

I have no idea how to start a conversation via written message, my sense of humor doesn't type well I guess, and it's tough to not come across as creepy. If I send you a message and you ignore it, I'm moving on. All I want is to have a few drinks over a good meal, and a great conversation. I'm not trying to get married after dinner, I just want to get to know some of you. And ladies, smile in your damn pictures. You're alive, be happy about it!!

I consider myself to be one of the good guys, i love my family and friends, and love being there when needed. I'm kinda like Superman. Seriously though, I'm rather old fashioned when it comes to life, i enjoy holding doors and pulling out chairs. I feel that chivalry is important, but more than anything just being polite is. I love watching and playing sports, and reading. I've done a little traveling, and have some great stories from it, but can't wait to do more.

So, I'm updating this since I apparently haven’t written enough about me. So here's some more... I take great strides to accommodate others; it comes with the years in the service industry. You’d never know it by hanging out with me, but I’m rather shy when it comes to talking about my feelings, though I wear my emotions on my sleeve; you’ll never have to ask if I'm upset or sad, but it’ll take a lot for me to admit it. I’m rambling now, so I think I’ll start another paragraph.

Hello, and welcome to the next paragraph. I’ll be your guide to Colin’s tastes. Colin loves food. End of sentence. The man has never met a cuisine he hasn’t enjoyed. His love for food is only surpassed by his love of the aural arts. There truly is no brand he doesn’t enjoy some part of. Preferably, it would be something with a beat. Ok, I can’t do the third person anymore, but that entertained me. I love to laugh at myself, and would prefer you be the same. There’s nothing like making someone else laugh to cheer me up, even if it is with a cheesy joke.

If you've had a laugh at my expense, or have been entertained, then by all means, hit me up for some coffee or a beer, and I'll make you laugh at least once.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at Staples Center, as a Suites Manager. Fun work, keeps me on my toes, and the sights aren't bad.
I’m really good at
Building. Sand castles, cushion forts, tents, relationships.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long beautiful flowing hair. I'm often asked if I was a stand in for Thor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My tastes change from time to time, so it's hard to nail down any particular favorites, but my favorite CD is "The Simpson's Sing the Blues". It was the first CD I had ever purchased, and to this day, I still love it. My favorite song ever is Yeardley Smith's "God Bless the Child". My favorite food will always be anything Italian, or Sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
friends, family, good tunes, good food, good libations, good vibrations!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The unpredictability of the universe. And really, what IS the deal with airline food?
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, or at work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once almost killed by a coconut

I don't understand the necessity of the top sheet. It always ends up at the bottom of the bed.

I don't really know what I want, but I know what I deserve
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have an accent of any kind other than Californian, I must meet you. California is like the absence of accent.
If you don't have an accent, that's ok too.

Hopefully you'll be outgoing and considerate of others. Or if there is a movie or restaurant you've been dying to try and need a conversationalist. Show the new guy your favorite place!!!