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26 Kansas City, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I picked my username by going to Probably a bad idea since "Colonialism" has connotations of exploitation and conquest, but hey--when I make an arbitrary rule, I stick to it goddamn it. Well, there's also the fact that somebody had already taken my usual "HotSexyDude69". Speaking of names, my garbage disposal is called the "In-sink-erator". My Indian name is "Rigid Oak"--and my spirit animal is the Great Canadian Kodiak Marmoset. If we get to know each other, I'll tell you my real name, but keep in mind that I'm looking into changing it to "AAA" so I can claim to be the world's best arcade gamer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do software quality assurance... Basically I write computer programs to test other computer programs. It's wonderfully meta.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
remembering the most obscure never-gonna-need-this facts... and then actually needing them in trivia games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm the opposite of bald; I have extremely thick hair--it puffs way up on my head. Barbers regularly express their frustration about it. If I like you, I'll let you pat my fluffy hair for good luck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as fiction goes, I love sci-fi... but it makes my teeth itch whenever I see inaccuracies. Our robot overlords use humans as batteries? What? That was convincing when I was 10, but then again I was convinced of plenty of things at that age.

I like Arthur C. Clarke because of the fantastic ideas he wrote about, but his treatment of characters can be pretty strange sometimes.

I hate pickles. Why would you eat something that smells like a swimming pool?

Atmosphere, Cage, Edan, Supernatural, Smut Peddlers, Snowgoons, Immortal Technique, Ugly Duckling, CunninLynguists, Cesar Comanche, Wade Waters, Dilated Peoples

2001: A Space Odyssey, The Right Stuff, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Blade Runner, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Farscape, The Walking Dead, Parks and Recreation, The X-Files, Fullmetal Alchemist
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
weekends, ear plugs, maps, the collective knowledge of the entirety of humanity (i.e. Wikipedia), a wallet that holds coins, and...

A powerful fan whenever I'm sleeping! The white noise is the most important part, but I also dig the airflow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My thinking time is divided up thusly:
50% how to look like I'm being productive
30% having imaginary arguments that I win
19% why the world's borders are the way they are
1% making sure my percents add up to 100
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
carousing, cavorting, capering, galavanting, and generally enjoying my life as a homme vivant and general man-about-town
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm willing to admit private things a bit too often.
You should message me if
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- your user name contains a pun (Where are you, ClarkCunt?)
- you describe yourself as something other than "simple"
- your "The first things people usually notice about me" is something other than "LOL my tits and ass *wink*" (even if those are the first things people notice--no problem with that)
- you believe that vikings beat pirates and ninjas any day of the week... And samurais? Getth'fuckouttahere!

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