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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Working on med school
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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IG, KiK: ColoradoSouthpaw
Snapchat: Turkeydrapes

I am eccentric and eclectic. I like all the Colorado standards like camping, hiking, fishing, snowboarding, playing in the mountains, 4-wheeling, shooting, and motorcycle riding. Exploring the city looking for new restaurants, pubs, a bar with warm summer patios and cold drinks appeals to me just as much. Bonus points if hitting up zoos, aquariums, museums, and catching sporting events in town, especially a Rockies game, appeals to you. I also really enjoy cooking.

I'm looking to find someone who compliments me, makes me laugh and is generally fucking awesome. A woman with brains and beauty is extremely sexy. I appreciate educated women that can carry a conversation. Someone who doesn't mind getting some dirt under her nails playing outside yet is just as comfortable getting dolled up for a night out. Finding new adventures and making fun stories along the way with that someone is a must. With that said, I'm not looking to just jump right into marriage, 2.5 kids, and white picket fences in the suburbs. However, that doesn't mean I'm not open to the idea.

If you're one of the ladies on here with pictures of you playing with lions and/or tigers, hook it up. I want to play with one too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Ironing out my plans to enslave the human race for personal gain while working two jobs and going to school in order to cover up my real intentions.

Currently working on my 5 year plan by getting pre-requisites done to apply to PA school. I received my EMT certification last summer. Went back to school as part of a career change after working as a video editor for six years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being left handed, day drinking, and embracing my adult onset ADD.... Look! Squirrel!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks? Honestly I have not a clue. I'll let you inform me of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: I will try pretty much anything, sometimes twice! Except Uni, there is a fun story to go with that one. Don't care for mushrooms much. I continually try them, but it never changes. I also really enjoy cooking. Im no chef, but Im more than capable in the kitchen.

Movies/TV: 5th Element, Archer, Rescue Me, The Walking Dead, Game Of Thrones, Sparticus, Terminator, Batman (Christopher Nolan versions), The Expendables, RoboCop, Hard Target, The Hangover, Snatch, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Due Date, Dumb and Dumber, Jarhead, Pirates, LOTR, Tommy Boy, Super Troopers, Always Sunny, Workaholics, How I Met Your Mother, Hot Rod

Music: I mostly like Punk, Metal, and Classic Rock. I can pretty much listen to anything. My musical tastes constantly ebb and flow.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Caffeinated beverages
The gym
Sunny days with rainbows, kittens, and unicorns.....or something
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wheels never stop turning. I think about my future and how I can constantly better myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I am typically trying to figure out how to make my Friday nights more typical.

Is there really such a thing as a typical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried at the end of the movie Jaws when the shark gets blown up...I was 4

I'm naked under my clothes.

I'll even add in a another one. I secretly like dubstep. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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-You like having a good time!
-You're a non-smoker.
-You don't take yourself too seriously
-You like to go to Coors Field/Pepsi Center/Mile High Stadium and take in a game from time to time
-You have a crass/dark/twisted sense of humor. Or any sense of humor really.
-You take care of yourself and know what the inside of the gym looks like.
-You are mesmerized by previously stated good looks.