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ColorfullyBaree

37 Union City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Administration
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ayo, Update: So, while the beefy look was what I was rocking in these pics, and I ALWAYS love the way i look, I have since dropped 30 lbs. as I got tired of my younger siblings jokes. It's okay; I beat them up. With Love, of course :) !!!! Aight, aight (my pseudo cool-guy speak for "Allrighty then"). This is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?" Yep, totally ripped from austin powers..
Heed these words-- if the aforementioned humor did not make you laugh, mayhaps my profile be not for ye... No, forrreeal. Go look for the guy that likes climbing rocks (I used to be an avid adventurer, it was called taking the bus in West Oakland); look for the guy that has traveled the south of France with nothing but granola and water blessed by a Shaman; look for the guy who carries an epi-pen just-in-case a squirrel keels over in his presence.... because... I am a regular~ish authentic American Man.
Now, understand; this "normalcy" does not make me boring, predictable, nor common by any means. It allows me to discern whether or not the completely spontaneous scenario in which I've placed us in will end with me getting numerous stitches.. (So far, I have a top-score of 23!!!!) All the while smiling and laughing the whole time.. I guess holding it together in high intensity situations is something life in Acorn housing ingrained into me.. I think I keep my cool a little too well, haha!!!! (Had to slip in a quick humblebrag... Eff it; life is short ;) ) Blergh. Enough about me. Seriously. How was your day?
What I’m doing with my life
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Derp. Living it. Loving it. Learning it. (great big cheesy smile)
I’m really good at
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Cooking. Eating food which I've cooked. Accepting the superfluous compliments of others whom I have allowed to share the Manna from the Heavens which is my cooking..... aka being a GIANT goofball...... Also, being a single Father; so sayeth my spawn.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I smile a lot. But when I'm not, I win stare downs with creepy dudes. Ha Ha. Seriously though, I am a big ole Teddy Bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as books go I am kinda obsessed with Anne Rice novels; my favorite movies are a healthy balance of comedy, sci-fi, and dramas. For example: Anchorman and the 40 year old virgin are guaran-Damn-teed to have me trying to catch my breath, I laugh so hard.. I'm trying to watch less t.v. but right now, Justified totally has my attention; previous likes in this category are Lost (every damned episode), The Ricky Gervais show, and Scrubs (you gotta hear my Dr. Cox-ian rants--they are for lack of an even more over-the-top description, God-like)..my music varies by mood and tends to be somewhat eclectic so don't be surprised when some Cass Elliot starts and I sing along. Coheed and Cambria is my all-time fav band. MF Doom is my fav rapper. I think I've listened to Grounds For Divorce by Elbow about a thousand times; I sing that sh*t 'till I'm hoarse.... I want to say that I prefer "old school" rap, but that makes me feel old (how the hell is Snoop's Gin And Juice old school?!?!!) and besides, having a teenager means that I hear the "new school" stuff quite frequently. I LOVE r&b, 70's soul, 80's rock, 90's hip-hop and the ought's ballsiness to take all of those genres and throw them all into one freshly baked xmas fruitcake. Oh yeah, and I recently discovered that I get the Beatles now; Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds goes grrreat with Skywalker Kush!!!!!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Daughter. PLEASE let me know if this is a problem for you; I can show you where to take those knock-offs and kick some nice rocks :)
2. A combo of time, silence and calm; with which to meditate.
3. ESPN (yeah, I'm a dude)
4. Berating inanimate objects (who's got the upper hand NOW mr. all-in-one scanner/printer thing?!!?!!)
5. Wearing my sunglasses at night
6. Openly admitting that I do dumb shit like wearing my sunglasses at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not being a hopeless romantic will ever pay off....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being...... AWESOME!!!!!! Wanna join in?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing Rod Stewart songs in the shower, LOUDLY.
You should message me if
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you wanna.