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ColorfullyBaree

36 M San Ramon, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Administration
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Aight, aight (my pseudo cool-guy speak for "Allrighty then"). This is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?" Yep, totally ripped from austin powers..
Heed these words-- if the aforementioned humor did not make you laugh, mayhaps my profile be not for ye... No, forrreeal. Go look for the guy that likes climbing rocks (I used to be an avid adventurer, it was called taking the bus in West Oakland); look for the guy that has traveled the south of France with nothing but granola and water blessed by a Shaman; look for the guy who carries an epi-pen just-in-case a squirrel keels over in his presence.... because... I am a REGULAR-ASS GUY. Sorry....
Now, understand; my normalcy does not make me boring, predictable, nor common by any means. It allows me to deftly discern whether or not the completely spontaneous scenario in which I've placed us in will end in me getting numerous stitches.. It means that the trip to the drive-thru will most very likely morph into us at the grocery store gathering the ingredients for jalapeno jelly.. It may also mean that a kiss will be the intermingling of our souls.......
I love to laugh, but more importantly, I love to love.
What I’m doing with my life
Derp. Living it. Loving it. Learning it. (great big cheesy smile)
I’m really good at
Cooking. Eating food which I've cooked. Accepting the superfluous compliments of others whom I have allowed to share the Manna from the Heavens which is my cooking..... aka being a GIANT goofball...... Also, being a single Father; so sayeth my spawn.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my shoulders, and the way I bear absolutely no resemblance to a chocolate-dipped Mr. Clean whilst rocking my shaven head. Oh, and MAYBE my sarcasm...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as books go I am kinda obsessed with Anne Rice novels; my favorite movies are a healthy balance of comedy, sci-fi, and dramas. For example: Anchorman and the 40 year old virgin are guaran-Damn-teed to have me trying to catch my breath, I laugh so hard.. I'm trying to watch less t.v. but right now, Justified totally has my attention; previous likes in this category are Lost (every damned episode), The Ricky Gervais show, and Scrubs (you gotta hear my Dr. Cox-ian rants--they are for lack of an even more over-the-top description, God-like)..my music varies by mood and tends to be somewhat eclectic so don't be surprised when some Cass Elliot starts and I sing along. Coheed and Cambria is my all-time fav band. MF Doom is my fav rapper. I think I've listened to Grounds For Divorce by Elbow about a thousand times; I sing that sh*t 'till I'm hoarse.... I want to say that I prefer "old school" rap, but that makes me feel old (how the hell is Snoop's Gin And Juice old school?!?!!) and besides, having a teenager means that I hear the "new school" stuff quite frequently. I LOVE r&b, 70's soul, 80's rock, 90's hip-hop and the ought's ballsiness to take all of those genres and throw them all into one freshly baked xmas fruitcake. Oh yeah, and I recently discovered that I get the Beatles now; Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds goes grrreat with Skywalker Kush!!!!!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
1. My daughter's laughter
2. Cast Iron cookware
3. ESPN (yeah, I'm a dude)
4. Berating inanimate objects (who's got the upper hand NOW mr. all-in-one scanner/printer thing?!!?!!)
5. Wearing my sunglasses at night
6. Openly admitting that I do dumb shit like wearing my sunglasses at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not being a hopeless romantic will ever pay off....
On a typical Friday night I am
Clunkily learning my daughter's choreography or just chiiiiilin.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing Rod Stewart songs in the shower, LOUDLY.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating