Heed these words-- if the aforementioned humor did not make you laugh, mayhaps my profile be not for ye... No, forrreeal. Go look for the guy that likes climbing rocks (I used to be an avid adventurer, it was called taking the bus in West Oakland); look for the guy that has traveled the south of France with nothing but granola and water blessed by a Shaman; look for the guy who carries an epi-pen just-in-case a squirrel keels over in his presence.... because... I am a regular~ish authentic American Man.
Now, understand; this "normalcy" does not make me boring, predictable, nor common by any means. It allows me to discern whether or not the completely spontaneous scenario in which I've placed us in will end with me getting numerous stitches.. (So far, I have a top-score of 23!!!!) All the while smiling and laughing the whole time.. I guess holding it together in high intensity situations is something life in Acorn housing ingrained into me.. I think I keep my cool a little too well, haha!!!! (Had to slip in a quick humblebrag... Eff it; life is short ;) ) Blergh. Enough about me. Seriously. How was your day?