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Colstap

38 M Beckley, WV

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have a great passion for knowledge and random fun trivia. I love finding other people who value being quick with a quip to verbally spar with. I am looking for someone who enjoys the adventures each day brings and making each other laugh at life’s twists and turns. I have an amazing child who I honor as a truly great gift in my life. Spending these years raising a teenager has been an adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm living in southern West Virginia gearing up to move to the Columbus Ohio area in January or so. I'm currently an LPN so I'm looking to get back to school and earn my RN at some point in the near future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm especially good at spouting random funny statements about the world around me. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to date a MST3K cast member you should write me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I took a survey- only way to stay honest about these things, right? Loving Father, Instant humor, Ability to reach up high, Driven Endless Romantic, You get to learn more when we meet!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: An Incomplete Education, Freakonomics, The Dresden books, Lord of the Flies, most Mark Twain, any bad horror, something with some smut in it

Movies: Anything by Kevin Smith including Mall Rats, Cool Hand Luke, Cannonball Run, Bubba Ho-tep, Die Hard, Star Wars, Dark Knight, Singin' in the Rain, Band of Brothers, True Grit (either one)

TV Shows: The usual geek stuff. Doctor Who, True Blood, etc
Music: Cash, Elvis, AC/DC, Big Band stuff, Old Crow Medicine Show, Doc Watson, Sinatra, Fleet Foxes, Ludacris, Lady Ga Ga, Broadway sound tracks, a little bit of everything.

Food:. I'd kill to be Bourdain or Zimmerman for a year. Honestly though I love food especially trying new foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Knowledge
2. Laughter
3. The internet
4. Stories
5. New experiences
6. Bruce Campbell's body of work
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The writer in my head wants to say the injustices inherit in our modern society to due to sociological, theological, and economic separations that impact life from an individual to global scale but really it's boobs. It's pretty much boobs round the clock up there in my noggin. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just as happy watching a movie at home with friends as going out to bowl or see a flick. My current social life falls under that "rebuilding" header as well. LOL
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything really. I'm pretty much honest to a fault. My personal motto is "Don't do it if your ashamed to talk about it". General rule of thumb with friends and family is don't ask me a question unless you really want an answer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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