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23 M Wilmington, NC

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm going to make it brief. I believe in writing a short description about myself so if we do ever meet you won't know my life story and it will make getting to know each other more satisfying. I will however give you enough information about myself so you know I'm not insane.

I have a full time job and support myself

No kids (That I know of). Seriously kids

I'm a stand up comedian which for some reason has a bad reputation. Not all comics are scumbags, but most are. I try to keep my comedy light hearted with a twinge of honesty. Don't get me wrong, I love dirty comedy and I do make dirty jokes, but I'm not a woman hating douche if that makes sense. Anything in good taste can be funny.

I like to have facial hair but I do keep it tame for my job.

I travel a lot. I have been up and down the east coast and most of the southeast doing comedy. I really want to go out west soon.

Anyways I think that's enough...if you need more just ask :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm inventing a time machine on the side. It's going to take my entire life to finish it. When it's done I will go back in time and convince myself not to make it.
I’m really good at
Im I'm good at catching objects thrown at me even without notice. I never drop something someone throws at me. I'm good at comedy, though I know I have a long way to go before I can become successful at it. Eye contact. Also building time machines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: All Quentin Tarantino, Seth Rogen, movies, Horrible Bosses, The Hangover, Superbad, Secret Window, This Is The End, Anything funny or anything with great acting.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, South Park. I don't watch to much TV
Food: I like everything, I have an open mind to any type of food. I'm a cook so I enjoy experimenting .
The six things I could never do without
1.) Phone
2.) My Car
3.) Making people laugh
4.) My Family
5.) Friends
6.) A Stage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Joke's. If what I say is funny or not. Ways to better myself and others. Also I think about why people do the things they do. It's interesting to watch how people react in certain situations. I think a lot about my future and where I want to go with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show downtown

With friends at a bar


Staying home taking it easy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fell on stage one time in front of 50 people. It was embarrassing but also one of the funniest thing's I have ever done on stage.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you are interested in getting to know me