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ColtDeMonte

24 Chapel Hill, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a full time job and support myself

No kids (That I know of). Seriously though...no kids

I'm a stand up comedian

I like to have facial hair but I do keep it tame for my job.

I travel a lot. I have been up and down the east coast and most of the southeast doing comedy. I really want to go out west soon.

I am currently in the process of moving into a house downtown.

I have two nieces that I love to death and I like to spend as much time with them as possible.

I believe in being progressive as a society and not hate based on ignorance.

Sometimes I tell tourists that I am the mayor's son when they ask me for directions. I am not the mayor's son.....

My philosophy is to have as much fun as I can while I walk the earth and I would like to find someone who shares the same philosophy.

Anyways I think that's enough...if you need more just ask :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm inventing a time machine on the side. It's going to take my entire life to finish it. When it's done I will go back in time and convince myself not to make it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have been cooking for 7 years in restaurant's and I like cooking at home. I do a great Gorddon Ramsy impression...I'm good at catching objects thrown at me even without notice. I never drop something someone throws at me. I'm good at comedy, though I know I have a long way to go before I can become successful at it. Also building time machines.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile or laugh. Then my eyes. And lastly my booty?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: All Quentin Tarantino, Seth Rogen, movies, Horrible Bosses, The Hangover, Superbad, Secret Window, This Is The End, Anything funny or anything with great acting.

Shows: My favorite show ever has to be Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsy. I cannot tell you why because it would be to Mich to write. Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, South Park.
Food: I like everything, I have an open mind to any type of food. I'm a cook so I enjoy experimenting .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Phone
2.) My Car
3.) Making people laugh
4.) My Family
5.) Friends
6.) A Stage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about my future and where I want to go with my life. I think about going back to school all the time. On the other hand I also think about moving to a big city to pursue my dream as a comedian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show downtown

With friends at a bar

Traveling

Staying home taking it easy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fell on stage one time in front of 50 people. It was embarrassing but also one of the funniest thing's I have ever done on stage.
You should message me if
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If you've ever said the word "the " or you breathe air. Haha just if you're cool and want to have fun with a respectful, funny guy 😃