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ColumRPCV

30 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:07pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few basics:
Where am I from? Texas
What do I do? Work in international development
Where do I live? Lanier Heights/Adams Morgan

Now that that’s out of the way, I just turned 30, and all my friends are getting married, so I need a “plus one.” Really though, I’m glad I’ve moved on from my 20s and the work/gym/club gerbil wheel to get to the point in life where I am seriously ready to consider what I really want out of life, and right now that means a relationship built on respect, honesty, shared values, and comfort with one another. Whether that lasts a month or a lifetime is TBD, but quality of character and personality come before f*ckability, though the latter doesn’t hurt, of course. ;)

I’m a grammar Nazi, self-declared and proud of it, and since I said that I know there will be an error or two in my profile. Please be nice and don’t judge too harshly for it.

I’ve been back in DC for about a year now after a 4 ½ year long hiatus, including two in the Peace Corps and two in New York, but I lived here 6 ½ years previously. As I have gotten back into the groove of DC I’ve purposely surrounded myself with friends and activities that are free of the “mean girls,” and it’s a worthwhile investment. Right now that means having un-self-conscious fun country line dancing at Town, trying to get in the groove with Front Runners, and exploring spheres of the DC gay world that don’t involve sex, clubs, or getting loaded. (Trust me. They exist if you’re willing to find them.)

Outside of a fondness for righteous indignation, I’d like to think I’m an intelligent, caring, and sober-headed guy who’s worth the time to get to know. I enjoy Sunday crossword puzzles, breakfast for dinner, and guys who can properly use a semicolon. Most people don't know I have an extreme soft spot for children and animals; I once attempted to nurse a wounded toucan back to health. Also, I speak 4 languages. (Just a shameless self-plug.)

I've been told I have all-American, boy next door looks, but looks can be deceiving, and no, I'm not Mormon. That picture is from Halloween.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished up grad school in NY, and slowing making myself comfortable in DC.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Directions
Scrabble
Predicting the "twist" on Law & Order
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes (blue)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows: House of Cards, Modern Family, Daily Show, Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, Flight of the Concords, Arrested Development

Books: Heart of Darkness, 1984, Anna Karenina, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Bel Canto, Poisonwood Bible, to be continued

Food: Mexican (I have VERY high standards), mangoes, anything with cookie dough incorporated into it

Music: Lorde, Lana del Rey, Dolly Parton, Gaga, Foster the People. I have a extremely guilty pleasure for ke$ha
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Oxford Comma
Running (20+ miles/week)
Friends and family
Sarcastic wit
Sugar (I have a raging sweet tooth)
Mexican food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what my future will look like
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out at one of the local bars with friends, or home in sweats binge watching media content. As I've gotten older I've become increasing more comfortable with the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be slim but I like my men beefy.

I like beards but can't grow one :/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I strike your eye.

Use the word "masc" in your profile once, I'll let it slide. More than that is a red flag.