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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Post grad
Might want kids
English, Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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A few basics:
Where am I from? Texas
What do I do? Work in international development
Where do I live? Lanier Heights/Adams Morgan

Now that that’s out of the way, I just turned 30, and all my friends are getting married, so I need a “plus one.” Really though, I’m glad I’ve moved on from my 20s and the work/gym/club gerbil wheel to get to the point in life where I am seriously ready to consider what I really want out of life, and right now that means a relationship built on respect, honesty, shared values, and comfort with one another. Whether that lasts a month or a lifetime is TBD, but quality of character and personality come before f*ckability, though the latter doesn’t hurt, of course. ;)

I’m a grammar Nazi, self-declared and proud of it, and since I said that I know there will be an error or two in my profile. Please be nice and don’t judge too harshly for it.

I've been told I have all-American, boy next door looks, but looks can be deceiving, and no, I'm not Mormon. That picture is from Halloween.

Also, I am an extreme introvert, which means it's not that I don't like you or are not having fun, I just need some space.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just finished up grad school in NY, and slowing making myself comfortable in DC.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Predicting the "twist" on Law & Order
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes (blue)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows: House of Cards, Modern Family, Daily Show, Parks and Recreation, Portlandia, Flight of the Concords, Arrested Development

Books: Heart of Darkness, 1984, Anna Karenina, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Bel Canto, Poisonwood Bible, to be continued

Food: Mexican (I have VERY high standards), mangoes, anything with cookie dough incorporated into it

Music: Lorde, Lana del Rey, Dolly Parton, Gaga, Foster the People. I have an extremely guilty pleasure for ke$ha
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Oxford Comma
Running (20+ miles/week)
Friends and family
Sarcastic wit
Sugar (I have a raging sweet tooth)
Mexican food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what my future will look like
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What do you mean Netflix in my underwear doesn't count as "plans?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to be slim but I like my men beefy.

I like beards but can't grow one :/
You should message me if
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you have a little bit of grrrrrr