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ColynnasHuman

28 F Seaside, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12, 2006
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German, French

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My self-summary
Sexy guys and gals like Star Trek



Cats (not that retarded Broadway play), music, HALO (this includes Red vs. Blue), attractive people (so sue me), uh... flying? I'm a feminist but not in the angry radical type that most people expect, I'm just all for not being judged for what's between my legs... frankly what's in my head is a lot more fun, anyway. Double-majored in political science and journalism for a couple of years, but got sick of college when my history prof. failed me for my insane crush on Joseph McCarthy (how was I to know my prof was a card-carrying Commie?) I'm a conservative Christian who thinks that homosexuals should have the right to marry, and no, that's not a contradiction. I'm a pro-life libertarian. I love cooking, and I used to play bagpipes, or at least attempted to before realising my hands are far too small. I have midget hands. I recently married my teen-age sweetheart, who just happens to be the sexiest member of the US Air Force. I have very strong opinions about cancer and the attitudes towards it (for instance, more men die of prostate cancer than women who die of breast cancer, so why is there an Avon Walk for breast cancer research, but no events for prostate cancer?) I used to work at a Chinese restaurant where I was the only cracker there, and after that, I can never eat out again without wondering whether there are bugs in my food or if my vegetarian delite is actually vegetarian and not half-cat. I hate litter boxes, no matter how convenient they may be. I used to have more cats than most zoos, but now it's just me, my husband and my Colynna kitty. I don't wear fur or leather but I just bought a wool coat 'cause it was on sale (animals can suffer sometimes, so long as it doesn't hurt my pocket book.) I just moved to Monterey, California, and people in the area should message me and tell me interesting things about it, such as good restaurants, the underground craft scene (those hard-core cross stitchers are my people), sex shops, whatever.

My cat is prettier than you.



I am frenetic, protean, and 100% kosher.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm studying politics like the mad mad person I am. I work two full-time jobs (at a restaurant and taking care of my husband). I'm in the never-ending process of learning more about life, the universe and everything. (Update: I'm currently working on writing two books, the first titled Today in America - A realistic look at racism and homophobia, and He Who Robs Peter: The politics of John F. Kerry. Call your local publisher and tell them you want to see my books in your local book stores today!)
I’m really good at
Cooking, debate, singing, writing, and making paintings with my toes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My biting wit, my short stature (5'0", 95 lbs), my feminine wiles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) The Terrible Truth About Liberals, Neal Boortz; The Ten Things You Can't Say In America, Larry Elder; Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis; Darwin's Black Box, Michael Behe; Anthem, Ayn Rand; Animal Farm, George Orwell; More Guns Less Crime, John R. Lott; Reckless Disregard, Robert Patterson; 1984, George Orwell.

B) Fight Club, Garden State, anything with John Cusack, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Gods and Generals, Full Metal Jacket, Dr Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb), Amelie, anything by Mel Brooks, anything by Monty Python, The Emperor's New Groove, Aladdin, Better than Chocolate, But I'm a Cheerleader!(pretty much all queer movies), Saved!, Fiddler on the Roof, and the stage production of Sweeney Todd

C)George Clinton and the P-Funk; Waterdeep; dave bailey; Caedmon's Call; Counting Crows (1999 and before); The Legendary Pink Dots; Afro-Celt Sound System; International Noise Conspiracy; The Blue Man Group; War; Ottis Redding; Gary Numan; Randy Newman; Frente!; David Bowie; Del Amitri; DaVinci's Notebook; Enya; Dog's Eye View; Jackson Brown; Tom Petty; Bruce Springsteen; Jump, Little Children; Moist; Neutral Milk Hotel; Loreena McKennit; Incredible String Band

D) Lasagna

The six things I could never do without
My contact lenses, my library, my cat Colynna, my husband, my computer, MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My thoughts are like squirrells running around in the middle of the street... in other words, about to get their guts squished out. Also about how the "diversity is good!" sheeple in CA all think the same things, quote the same books, use the same arguments, and call anyone who disagrees with them at least one of the following: hypocrite, crazy, fucking insane, Fascist, Nazi, closed-minded, idiot, stupid, or a combination thereof
On a typical Friday night I am
Home with my husband, or playing Settlers of Cataan with the geeks in the neighborhood. Hooray for random geekery!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have gaydar, but I do have Jewdar. I can smell a synogogue from a mile away.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're an American who knows what Black Books is. Seriously, a thousand cool points for that. Or, if you're NOT one of the following: a cookie-cutter blonde who looks, talks, and acts just like your five other cookie-cutter blonde friends; anyone who generalizes people ("All Republicans are Nazis!" "All Democrats are baby-killers!"); someone who wants to go into a huge debate over how bad vegetarianism is for ones' health; someone who doesn't have a basic grasp of English (e.g. "hey how r u? wazzup? im amazed @ my own l4ck of speling ability & grasp of english."); anyone who denies the Holocaust actually happened; anyone who denies that the Holocaust affected more than just Jews (e.g. "Christians weren't killed durring the Holocaust, it was just a Jewish thing." Yes, I have found people of this type in my synogogue); you're a guy looking for sex; you're a bisexual girl looking for a "gyyyyrl" for you and your husband (seriously, major ick points); you're a guy with pictures of yourself nekkid holding something over your crotch. Random mancrotch does not rock my world (especially considering who I married. I don't care what you're packing, I can do, and am doing better.)

PLEASE NOTE: It is vitally important to me that you have a basic grasp of English. Bad English makes me want to stab myself multiple times with a casaba mellon. I'm sure you're a wonderful person with a hundred entertaining stories, but if you don't know how to work a semi-colon, I really won't be interested. This is the internet; your words are your only tools of communication. Use them well!