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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English, C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Main goal in life; beat Gibbons to becoming the true Pokemon master.

And beating Fox to finding my mortal enemy using okcupid.

.. and flustering the authorities by drawing hats with my partner in crime in inappropriate places.

Yeah, I'm not gonna write a book here because it's pretty cringey, and I'm usually one for finding an excuse to write, but two way conversations are a better way of learning about someone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living in a sausage house, trying to smuggle in my cats or get squirrels. Or a cross breed of the two, holy shit. Squitt...ens?
Forcing deprived people to understand why they should drink more tea, and finally getting around to qualifications after years of not getting around to such things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Micro, but I need to work on my macro.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My golden locks of hair kekekekeke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lost at Sea, Scott Pilgrim, Clockwork Orange, Catch 22

Movies: Butterfly Effect, Monty Python, Kung Pow, Requiem for a Dream, Qatsi Trilogy, Hobo with a Shotgun and more than I cba to write down

Shows: Black Books, Spaced, Flying Circus, Death Note, Funday Monday aheuaheaueha

Moosic: Wintersun, Dream Theater, Blue October, Jamiroquai, Muse, Symphony X, Iron & Wine, Liquid Tension Experiment, Joe Satriani, Anamanaguchi, etc.

Vidja: Starcraft, Final Fantasy, Black & White, Path of Exile, Red Alert, Dungeon Keeper, Diablo, Osu, Bloodline Champions, Golden Sun, Metal Gear Solid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea, das vidja, being the God of Protoss, pick 'n' mix, Koreans, TL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recently, this question. Thanks for that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely sleeping, depending on how I'd been treating my body clock the week before. Or watching Off The Record on Gom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never heard of a more self-contradictory question in my entire life, stop that.

Wait, shit, it's not even a question. Thing.
You should message me if
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My profile says 0% match, 0% friend, 100% enemy. Will make exceptions for the opposite, or if you're giving away free kittens or squirrels.