Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- I am the spring in your step and coy smile on your face.
- I am the angel on your shoulder and the demon at your hip.
- I am the Java in your coffee and your glass half full.
- I am a conundrum wrapped in a riddle climbing a tree, that you
will never hear… falling in a dense wood, that you will never
smell… high in a jagged mountain range, that you will never see… on
an island surrounded by the deepest ocean, that you will never
taste… on the far side of a distant planet being turned into an
atomic heat, that you will never feel… at the event horizon of a
black-hole, soon to be transported to your universe... senses
- I am the universe attempting to know itself... how could that
possibly fit in a ridiculous little box.
- I am a simple complex man who desires a special blend.
- I am more things than I am not.
- I am more to come.
I'm not carrying around a glass slipper. They're too specific,
uncomfortable, fragile, transparent, and heavy... and they're
likely to cut to the bone. If you're focused on being found by
Prince Charming I suggest you move on to the next profile… I'm not
him and I'm not looking for you. If instead you understand that
life, and love, is a journey, not a destination, then read
I've come to the determination that men and women are essentially
looking for the same thing... 'the one'. Liking or loving someone
isn't really the core of the desire... it's about liking and/or
loving oneself more as a result of the connection. That's the
chemistry and feeling we crave. I hope to inspire that feeling as
much as I accept it. Give and take... ideally it's a positive
feedback loop that grows over time.
I seek special memories in an ongoing quality relationship with a
quality woman. You concentrate on making the most of each encounter
without being tied down by convention, by what may be, or by some
fanciful ideal society has spoon fed you... but by what is, here
and now. While I'm wired to concentrate on one woman, until the one
that I’d rather not live without comes into my life I intend to
enjoy the connections I develop with open honest communication and
without a preconceived notion of what defines a relationship. I'm
open to whatever works... that's what really matters. Love is not
chosen... no matter how badly it's wanted. If it should find me it
will not be denied. I hope it does, but I don't intend to put my
life on hold waiting around for it.
An empty glass is full of air.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for special memories and defying definition.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fulfilling a wide variety of desires... and eating ice cream with a
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height is the obvious answer. Women tend to notice my hands. A
woman I met recently commented "you are tall, warm and playful. Big
hands :)"... like I said. The guy at the corner store said I look 5
years younger than I actually am. There seems to be some consensus
on this. I've been told I have an alpha male presence... the kind
of confidence that comes with being comfortable with who you are.
I'll make you think rather than engage in small talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
satisfy some of my senses and not others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, intimacy, companionship, wit, intellect, exercise, tips, and a
box of tools.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why relationships have to be so complicated... and which sock to
put on first in the morning.
what they were thinking when they created X or Y product? Why does
it look and feel the way it does? How is it put together? How many
workers did it take to assemble and how long did it take them? Why
did they put that button here instead of over there and what pixies
finger does it fit? How, where, and why does it intersect with our
lives? I think about products often.
whether God would exist if there were no questions, only answers.
It's sad man has felt the need to fabricate answers to unanswerable
questions. True understanding makes God irrelevant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I normally reserve Fridays for washing my hair and pampering in the
tub with some scented candles and bath beads, but the right woman
might be able to coax me out of the house for some silly romantic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know this profile isn't very funny, but I assure you I have a
sense of humor. I picked one up for a song at the thrift store
around the corner. The owners manual's missing and it looks like it
fell off the back of a truck... it's probably busted. I guess
that's why the shop owner seemed so pleased with my crappy
rendition of Burning Down the House
. Okay... so it's
definitely busted. I promise to pick up a new one at Target
An excerpt from my Ex's email: Got a call Monday that my coach from
LHH (the coaching HR firm with my package) died of a heart attack
on Wednesday. Am worried, as bad things seem to come in threes and
am anticipating not getting my passport back and not getting the
job. :( My response: Since you're not getting your passport you
won't die in the inevitable shipwreck. Good things come in threes
too... you'll probably get the job. It's all in how you look at it.
She ended up getting her passport in time and there was no
shipwreck... and it's down to her and another applicant for the
The girl taking my order at Peet's: Your name? My response: Mud.
This was completely lost on her. The Barista yelled Mud with a
snicker though... and she was the only one in the room who got it.
Which person are you?
I once had a line in here about how I'm not into random hookups. I
took it out because you're going to think what you're prone to no
matter what I write... and I prefer that you would. Wait... did I
just put it back in? Maybe... but it's worth saying anyway. I
really enjoy lobster... or a good burger, but that doesn't mean I
want... or need, to enjoy one with every woman I meet.
There's a little cameo of me at the beginning of this video and
something rather private at the end: Laguna
. Let me know if you watched it. Don't
worry, it's rated G and I'm not a leg humper... I'm just curious
how many women actually take the time to read what I've written.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you're reasonably fit
- you have a keyboard
- you're local to San Francisco
- you've answered at least 150 questions
- we have a minimum of an 80% match score
- you can provide access to at least two images, face and
I mainly just poke around on here and maintain some friendships
I've developed. I'm not shy, but too many of my thoughtful words
have fallen on deaf inconsiderate ears... deemed unworthy of a
response. Sadley, I rarely bother anymore... what's the point? I'd
rather save the time and bandwidth for someone who wants it... so
you should contact me if you're interested. Don't be shy, I'm just
a human. I've left a number of interesting departure points in this
mix of words for you to play off. They are there for your
benefit... use them!... or something interesting from your unique
universe. It doesn't have to be long, just put as much
thought and effort into it as you would expect from a man. I prefer
someone close to my age, but it's more about the person... although
I'm not likely to date a woman much older than I am. If all your
images are headshots or are... inconclusive, I'm going to assume
you have something to hide... for whatever reason. I respond to all
messages because I believe in the golden rule.
May you find and live your desires... enjoy!
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