I also find the image of myself with a black eye and a bloody nose is, personally, really picturesque. Don't ask me why.
Film! Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Wild Bunch, Antichrist, Animal House, Kick-Ass, The Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Tarantino films, Mel Brooks films, Chinatown, Best In Show, Clue, Christopher Nolan films, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Office Space, Memento, Wristcutters: A True Love Story, I Sell The Dead!, Anchorman, Men In Black, Guy Ritchie films, and Natural Born Killers
TV! The Venture Brothers, Game of Thrones, Archer, No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Nightmares, Home Movies, The Newsroom, Rocko's Modern Life, Dexter, Funny Or Die, Whitest Kids U Know, and Sherlock.
Books! Salman Rushdie, Jack Kerouac, Warren Ellis, Harper Lee, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Neil Gaiman, J.D. Salinger, Mary Shelley, Garth Ennis, Bram Stoker, and Darren Shan.
2. Family and good friends, which in my book are pretty much family.
3. Art (in various forms)
6. A good joke, and sometimes even a bad one.