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26 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's my birthday, and I'm just visiting to interview for a job. I really hope I'll be back in a few weeks. I have so many 99% matches here. None in Boston.

I want new, amazing, and mind blowing. I want to live a little.

I'm pretty sure I saw all of you at the Boston Grown-up's Museum night!

I'm an ENFP, that's this & this.
OkCupid tells me to look for an ENFJ, the internet tells me to look for an ISFP, if you're either of those, message me, I'm curious.

I want a girl who wears thigh high socks and a short skirt. I'm an extrovert who plays rough. I want someone who needs affection and attention like the air they breathe.

It’s honestly not that hard to keep me happy:
* Communicate your honest intentions with me.
* Tackle hug me when you see me.
* Tell me you miss me.

Monogamy and non-monogamy are both cool. I'm not sure either option as most people know it really works for me yet. It's not simple and I'm okay with that. I am casually dating right now, but still have a lot of free time.

Also looking for a cute, femme, bi girl who might want to play with me and one of my partners.

Don't take life too seriously, keep your mind open, and be communicative, and you can do anything you think is possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I transform shit into gold. I make stuff look pretty & I enjoy solving problems. Life is pretty much a long word problem. There are so many factors which affect the way something works and looks the way it does. Psychology, science, habit, social stigmas, everything really. What's the best solution? That's why I do design.

Just started working at an awesome ad agency which focuses on the health and finance industries. I'm basically in the exact position I could ever hope to be in. So exciting.

Car died... so I'm biking everywhere again.

I did a musical this past winter, that was cool. The Full Monty. I miss singing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Helping people solve problems.

Doing normal things naked.
Spontaneous adventures.

Finding funny cat gifs, ridiculous shit, raunchy stuff, & wtf images, on the internet. Be prepared to exchange them with each other en masse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a huge fucking goddamned nerd. I'm on a bike. I'm very forward. Honest. Open. It's been said that I look better in real life than I do in the pictures here. I'm actually able to maintain an intelligent conversation.

I'm on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really do have to develop this list.
I'm open to all suggestions.

I'm the person who will read the Hunger Games trilogy before I see the movie. I'm also reading How to be a Villain. I loved the Hitchhikers Guide. I lost Good Omens while I was halfway through it and never finished it. I'm reading 79 Short Essays on Design.
90% of the books on my shelf are about design & typography. Mainly because those books dont work as eBooks.
— books —

These were a pretty big part of my life for a long time, and I want them to be again. It all started with RENT. But I've always loved 42nd Street, Avenue Q, In The Heights, BKLYN, Next to Normal. My all time favorite is The Last 5 Years. I want to turn it into a movie and put it on YouTube.
— musicals —

I watch a lot of stuff on hulu & netflix.
Stuff like Castle, Chuck, Doctor Who, Cougar Town, Community, Eureka, House, Psych, Scrubs, Warehouse 13, Grimm, Raising Hope, Whitney, The B in Apt 23, Futurama.
I love Pixar. Superhero movies. Anything with Ryan Reynolds or Emma Stone. Movies that make you think. I can't remember all the movies I've seen and loved. There have been a few that really stuck out in my memory and a few I can watch over and over. Big Fish, Easy A, Zombieland, Despicable Me, Go, Dogma, Dr Horrible, Say Anything, Shortbus, and more?
— tv & movies —

Rock and several variations of such. Lately into Fun.. Not too deeply in love with metal. I'll listen to country music if it suits my situation and mood. Hip-hop with an honest beat and some decent lyrics really gets me going. I perform my firespinning stuff to dubstep & the like. Or anything that works. It's not too different from dancing on stage.
If you really want to judge me you can go here: Teh_bandit
— music —

I really do enjoy ALL food (aside from those which include any of my allergies). I prefer a solid NY Pizza over most any in Boston. I love steaks... and a good majority of my diet consists of various Boloco burritos.
— food —
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
° Somewhere to write down ideas
° Fire
° Colors
° Sounds
° At least one bike
° Physical affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The not so obvious...
Relationships: Why, how, what, how long, everything. It's fascinating. Seriously. It's 60% of my thoughts.
Which route I should bike or drive today?
Where I want to live next year?
How do I find more people who want to hang out naked?
Why are there so many Leos on OkCupid?
Why are there so many ENFPs on FetLife?
Why don't people understand that:
a "left handed glove" ≠ a non hand specific glove (e.g. rubber)?
If anyone wants to hang out tonight?

...who actually thinks about the energy guys put into writing personalized messages on OkCupid, or compares it to the time ladies spend filtering through those messages. I'm not sure people do.

If anyone remembers when okcupid profiles had a blog...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fire spinning. Bike rides. Karaoke. Movie night. Dancing.
Netflix. Usually Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend far too much time worrying about typography.

I just found out that Stoya also does circus stuff. That makes me really happy. I'm in love with this.

I'm also pretty into in BDSM & Kink. It's not a deal-breaker if you're not, but definitely let me know if that piques your interest. It's not as scary as you may think. I'd love to show you pictures.

I hate it when people list "that I'm on OkCupid" here.

I don't really spend a lot of time thinking about those things. I just thought of them once, and then put them in the section above.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if:
You wanna touch the butt...

...or if you like beards, cause apparently that's a thing here.

You have a dog I can cuddle with, I have a dog-shaped hole in my life.

You want to practice juggling with me.

For gods' sakes... just send a message!

If you think that if you don't miss me when i'm gone, you'd tell me that too.