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26 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:38am
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am driving around the country, couch surfing and staying with friends. Home bases are shared between Boston and Philly. My trip will start after the first weekend in October and end in San Francisco sometime around the New Year.

I want new, amazing, and mind blowing. I want to live a little.

I'm pretty sure I saw all of you at the Boston Grown-up's Museum night!

It’s honestly not that hard to keep me happy:
* Communicate your honest intentions with me.
* Tackle hug me when you see me.
* Tell me you miss me.

(You should message me just to tell me how this list was received).

I'm currently a fan of non-monogamy, and plan to stay that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I enjoy solving problems. Life is pretty much a long word problem. There are so many factors which affect the way something works and looks the way it does. Psychology, science, habit, social stigmas, everything really. What's the best solution? That's why I do design.

I'm driving across the country. Spinning fire, driving people around with Lyft, seeing friends, making new ones.

Boston, Albany, Philly, DC, Raleigh, Atlanta, Nashville, KC, Denver, Phoenix, LA, SF.

I am a gypsy; and I couldn't be happier.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Helping people solve problems.

Doing normal things naked.
Spontaneous adventures.

Finding funny cat gifs, ridiculous shit, raunchy stuff, & wtf images, on the internet. Be prepared to exchange them with each other en masse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a huge fucking goddamned nerd. I'm on a bike. I'm very forward. Honest. Open. It's been said that I look better in real life than I do in the pictures here. I'm actually able to maintain an intelligent conversation.

I'm on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really do have to develop this list.
I'm open to all suggestions.

I'm the person who will read the Hunger Games trilogy before I see the movie. I'm also reading How to be a Villain. I loved the Hitchhikers Guide. I lost Good Omens while I was halfway through it and never finished it... until several years later. I'm reading 79 Short Essays on Design.
90% of the books on my shelf are about design & typography. Mainly because those books dont work as eBooks.
— books —

These were a pretty big part of my life for a long time, and I want them to be again. It all started with RENT. But I've always loved 42nd Street, Avenue Q, In The Heights, BKLYN, Next to Normal. My all time favorite is The Last 5 Years. I want to turn it into a movie and put it on YouTube.
— musicals —

I watch a lot of stuff on hulu & netflix.
Stuff like Castle, Chuck, Doctor Who, Cougar Town, Community, Eureka, House, Psych, Scrubs, Warehouse 13, Grimm, Raising Hope, Whitney, The B in Apt 23, Futurama.
I love Pixar. Superhero movies. Anything with Ryan Reynolds or Emma Stone. Movies that make you think. I can't remember all the movies I've seen and loved. There have been a few that really stuck out in my memory and a few I can watch over and over. Big Fish, Easy A, Zombieland, Despicable Me, Go, Dogma, Dr Horrible, Say Anything, Shortbus, and more?
— tv & movies —

Rock and several variations of such. Lately into Fun.. Not too deeply in love with metal. I'll listen to country music if it suits my situation and mood. Hip-hop with an honest beat and some decent lyrics really gets me going. I perform my firespinning stuff to dubstep & the like. Or anything that works. It's not too different from dancing on stage.
If you really want to judge me you can go here: Teh_bandit
— music —

I really do enjoy ALL food (aside from those which include any of my allergies). I prefer a solid NY Pizza over most any in Boston. I love steaks... and a good majority of my diet consists of various Boloco burritos.
— food —
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
° Somewhere to write down ideas
° Fire
° Colors
° Sounds
° At least one bike
° Physical affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The not so obvious...
Relationships: Why, how, what, how long, everything. It's fascinating. Seriously. It's 60% of my thoughts.
Which route I should bike or drive today?
Where I want to live next year?
How do I find more people who want to hang out naked?
Why are there so many Leos on OkCupid?
Why are there so many ENFPs on FetLife?
Why don't people understand that:
a "left handed glove" ≠ a non hand specific glove (e.g. rubber)?
If anyone wants to hang out tonight?

...who actually thinks about the energy guys put into writing personalized messages on OkCupid, or compares it to the time ladies spend filtering through those messages. I'm not sure people do.

If anyone remembers when okcupid profiles had a blog...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fire spinning. Bike rides. Karaoke. Movie night. Dancing.
Netflix. Usually Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend far too much time worrying about typography.

I just found out that Stoya also does circus stuff. That makes me really happy. I'm in love with this.

I'm also pretty into in BDSM & Kink. It's not a deal-breaker if you're not, but definitely let me know if that piques your interest. It's not as scary as you may think. I'd love to show you pictures.

I hate it when people list "that I'm on OkCupid" here.

I don't really spend a lot of time thinking about those things. I just thought of them once, and then put them in the section above.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if:
You wanna touch the butt...'d like me to stay on your couch while I'm traveling...

...or if you like beards, cause apparently that's a thing here.

You have a dog I can cuddle with, I have a dog-shaped hole in my life.

You want to practice juggling with me.

For gods' sakes... just send a message!

If you think that if you don't miss me when i'm gone, you'd tell me that too.