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25 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:37am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hoping no one notices that I have no idea what I'm doing...

Has a man crush on Hugh Jackman.
What I’m doing with my life
While in the Bay Area, I have lived in Oakland (near Lake Merritt), San Francisco (near Lake Merced) and now I have somehow found myself in Sunol (near no lakes). It's the Bay Area equivalent to the middle of nowhere. I like it though. I can hear crickets at night instead of cars and drunk people, and I can go hiking in the woods with my dogs whenever I feel like it.

I will be moving to West Oakland in July though which I'm looking forward to because I no longer want to waste two hours of my life everyday waiting in Bay Area traffic. I think the only reason I haven't gone insane so far is because I time my commute to coincide with KQED's Forum in the morning and Marketplace in the evening (I consider Michael Krasny to be my spirit guide, and will admit I'm probably more than a little gay for Kai Ryssdal. At least for his voice. )

My life is driven by a desire to learn as much as possible about stuff that I think is cool, which really means I'm easily distracted and spend a lot of time on the internet.
I’m really good at
Deciding that I'm going to cut carbs out of my diet and then proceed to eat like 5 cookies the next day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once had a Argentinian bartender tell me that I looked remarkably like the Argentinian artist, Fito Páez. On another occasion, I was told by a drunken friend that I looked similar to a Mexican professor of his.

I'm not latino in the slightest. I'm mostly lebanese. But in any case, I have some options open to me if I need to steal an identity to run from the law, so long as the law is intoxicated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane over the Sea is my favorite album. The Decemberists are perhaps my favorite band. I listen to a lot of The Mountain Goats and MGMT. Lately though, I've been playing Titus Andronicus's The Monitor over and over. Other favorites include the Gorillaz, Sigur Ros, Beach House, and Daft Punk.

I'm actually a Film and Animation major (which suuuucks as an industry to try to find work in, hence why my job is completely unrelated to that). I've seen a lot of really great movies that I like. I think the one that impressed the most would be Maborosi. Otherwise, I really like Pixar films, like Wall-E. Star Wars will always remain in my heart as the pinnacle of my childhood. LOTR and The Hobbit are fantastic.

Shows: I've seen all of Breaking Bad, Avatar: The Last Airbender, LOST and most of the Venture Bros. I've seen the first 4 seasons of Dexter, watching House of Cards right now. I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I do like my Netflix.

I eat pretty much anything. And by anything I mean mostly cheeseburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Doggies! Bentley (informally known as Bentley Butt) and Pookie (he came with the name)
My best friend and housemate (the human one)
My health, despite my poor eating habits.
My Bonavita Variable Temperature Electric Tea Kettle
The Chemex/Aeropress next to the kettle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money, Sex, and Violence
On a typical Friday night I am
Surfin' the internet or reading a book or rockin' out to This American Life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of my life goals is to visit every LEGOland in the world.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to shout something obscene at me.