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26 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 16
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Making up life on the fly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved to West Oakland. I'm looking for new friends as I don't know anyone in the area. Looking for peeps who enjoy boardgames, video games, or just hanging out and not doing much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deciding that I'm going to cut carbs out of my diet and then proceed to eat like 5 cookies the next day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I once had a Argentinian bartender tell me that I looked remarkably like the Argentinian artist, Fito Páez. On another occasion, I was told by a drunken friend that I looked similar to a Mexican professor of his.

I'm not latino in the slightest. I'm mostly lebanese. But in any case, I have some options open to me if I need to steal an identity to run from the law, so long as the law is intoxicated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I think Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane over the Sea is my favorite album. The Decemberists are perhaps my favorite band. I listen to a lot of The Mountain Goats and MGMT. Lately though, I've been playing Titus Andronicus's The Monitor over and over. Other favorites include the Gorillaz, Sigur Ros, Beach House, and Daft Punk.

I'm actually a Film and Animation major (which suuuucks as an industry to try to find work in, hence why my job is completely unrelated to that). I've seen a lot of really great movies that I like. I think the one that impressed the most would be Maborosi. Otherwise, I really like Pixar films, like Wall-E. Star Wars will always remain in my heart as the pinnacle of my childhood. LOTR and The Hobbit are fantastic.

Shows: I've seen all of Breaking Bad, Avatar: The Last Airbender, LOST and most of the Venture Bros. I've seen the first 4 seasons of Dexter, watching House of Cards right now. I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I do like my Netflix.

I eat pretty much anything. And by anything I mean mostly cheeseburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Doggies! Bentley (informally known as Bentley Butt) and Pookie (he came with the name)
My best friend and housemate (the human one)
My health, despite my poor eating habits.
My Bonavita Variable Temperature Electric Tea Kettle
The Chemex/Aeropress next to the kettle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, Sex, and Violence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Surfin' the internet or reading a book or rockin' out to This American Life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One of my life goals is to visit every LEGOland in the world.
You should message me if
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You want to shout something obscene at me.

You found my alt account.