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I live Oakland, but grew up back east in a Baltimore suburb. I am
in a committed, but open relationship with exploant7
I have a son. I mostly hang out
with him and my two dogs, Bentley and Pookie. We are usually
My life is order. So why am on here if I'm not looking for someone
to fill the void? Friends? Absolutely. Hookups? Yep. But to be less
blunt; sex and sexuality are important to me and to my partner. New
partners bring new experiences which brings new knowledge. I have
learned a lot about myself from the people I have met here and
other places and value the experiences I've had highly.
Not just looking for sex partners though. Also looking for platonic
board game buddies. So long as you like Settlers of Catan and hate
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a Software Engineer. Probably like most guys on this site that
are in the bay area. Alas, I did not think of that when I first
I’m really good at
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Deciding that I'm going to cut carbs out of my diet and then
proceed to eat like 5 cookies the next day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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But I once had a Argentinian bartender tell me that I looked
remarkably like the Argentinian artist, Fito Páez. On another
occasion, I was told by a drunken friend that I looked similar to a
Mexican professor of his.
I'm not latino in the slightest. But in any case, I have some
options open to me if I need to steal an identity to run from the
law, so long as the law is intoxicated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I think Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane over the Sea is my
favorite album. The Decemberists are perhaps my favorite band. I
listen to a lot of The Mountain Goats and MGMT. Lately though, I've
been playing Titus Andronicus's The Monitor over and over. Other
favorites include the Gorillaz, Sigur Ros, Beach House, and Daft
I'm actually a Film and Animation major (which suuuucks as an
industry to try to find work in, hence why my job is completely
unrelated to that). I've seen a lot of really great movies that I
like. I think the one that impressed the most would be Maborosi.
Otherwise, I really like Pixar films, like Wall-E. Working a Pixar
was Star Wars will always remain in my heart as the pinnacle of my
Shows: I love Adventure Time. Only show that I would buy Merch
Food: Anything and everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Little Dude
Doggies! Bentley (informally known as Bentley Butt) and Pookie (he
came with the name)
My best friend and housemate (the human one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, Sex, and Violence
Fantasizing about campaigning to be President and telling
republican voters to stop being so crazy uptight and suck a dick
once in a while.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting pizza. Watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One of my life goals is to visit every LEGOland in the world.
You should message me if
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