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28 M Carlisle, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 8, 2008
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm currently aware that I am wise, does that make me wise or foolish?

I really like animals, all animals, even the slimy, creepy or scary ones. I've never really understood why people can be afraid of something that cannot possibly hurt them. (It's fine if you're scared of something that CAN hurt you though...)

I really enjoy anything that I have never done.

Plan like you mean to live forever, Live like this is your last day on Earth.

I am genteel, contemplative, and slightly singed
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hopelessly trying to find an intelligent girl who likes me. Wasting time until I go to Uni.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fencing (with swords, not fences as in walls), Archery, Kickboxing, writing, arguing/debating, painting, talking with people. FIRESPINNING!!! ANYONE WHO SPINS POI OR STAFF OR INDEED ANYTHING ELSE SHOULD MESSAGE ME!!! Even if it is only out of politeness...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long Hair, maturity (because I normally look kind of serious)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) Basically any fantasy/sci fi including Star Wars, David Gemmel, Dune series, Terry Pratchett, Philip Pullman to name a few.

B) Star Wars (1st trilogy), Last Samurai, the First LOTR film (but not the second or third, cos they suck), Shrek 1+2, the Sixth Sense, Liar Liar (and anything else with Jim Carrey), Blade, Groundhog Day, James Bond (Only the ones before Pierce Brosnan) So many more...

C) Rock, like Nirvana, Buck Cherry, Danko Jones, Nickelback, Red Hot Chili Peppers (new stuff). Funk (Chili's old stuff). Keane, Oasis, Selected Greenday, Guns 'n' Roses, Offspring, Stereophonics. Some romantic ones like Sting and Eagle Eye Cherry. Basically anything to sing along to, that isn't too depressing. (And isn't bloody R+B, I HATE that)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books. 2. Computer. 3. My family. 4. Hope. 5. Imagination. 6. Air? (sorry, couldn't resist that one)

Be aware that the above are not in order of importance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens when I look upon people. Why nobody seems to spot the irony inherent in our own existence. The fact that when you are watching people, they are watching you right back, and thinking just like you are. The fact that most of what we rely on in life is indefinable e.g. Good, Evil, Love.

If "Tick followed Tock, Followed Tick, followed Tock" THEN WHERE THE BLOODY HELL WERE THEY GOING??????

Why someone decided that Sally (my love) should live 88 miles away... I spend a lot of time thinking about her as well...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spinning fire, messing around on the computer, reading or some other thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bugger that for a game of soldiers...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think that I'm screwed up, or you like what I've said. Actually, message me for any reason that you can think of; up to and including "Because I have nothing else to do"

Please don't message me if any of the following apply to you:

1. You're a Chav. 2. You think the measure of how good your night is is how many times you threw up. 3. You don't enjoy debates. 4. You're a Chav.

Think that's it! Have fun...