This site depresses the shit out of me. All my best matches live more than 50 miles away. If it seems like we'd be into each other and I haven't messaged you, that's probably why. Rest assured though, I probably clicked your picture because I thought you looked pretty, or interesting, or at least like someone I know in real life.
I also changed my religion in the details to the "default" option, because atheism is not a religion.
My Myers-Briggs type is INTP. Heavy on the I and T. Apparently the one on here says I'm INTJ.
You'll probably get a pretty good impression of me if you read my explanations of the questions.
According to this I have no life experience. Having actually lived my life, I'd argue that that bar shouldn't be so big, but you can't argue with algorithmic procedure, right? I'm sure that's a huge draw for potential dates. (Scratch that, it's since changed. Now I have a bunch of other not very amicable qualities highlighted. I must have been through some shit since I last updated this!)
EDIT 7/1: I am no longer in a relationship, but I'm not exactly looking. Totally willing to talk to new people, though. :)
EDIT 10/12: I'm exactly looking. I'm not sure what package it will come in, but I'd really like to find it. If you've glossed over the first part and are reading this, I ask for your own sake that if you're serious about finding someone to be with that you read these long ass profile blurbs in detail. For instance, did you even catch the part where I confessed to beating that mall santa with a bat in the parking lot? Seriously, this kind of shit matters.
I'm surprised I never mentioned hiking once on this profile. I love hiking.