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31 Middletown, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 2
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to express that I always hate having to describe myself. Its hard to describe amicable qualities without sounding like I'm full of myself. That aside, I'm smart, funny, and talented. I'm also sometimes cold, a smart ass, and unmotivated, but I can say that because I'm honest. I think most people like me when they get to know me. I am a pro at hanging out and shooting the shit.

This site depresses me. All my best matches live more than 50 miles away. If it seems like we'd be into each other and I haven't messaged you, that's probably why. Rest assured though, I probably clicked your picture because I thought you looked pretty, or interesting, or at least like someone I know in real life.

I also changed my religion in the details to the "default" option, because atheism is not a religion.

My Myers-Briggs type is INTP. Heavy on the I and T. Apparently the one on here says I'm INTJ.

You'll probably get a pretty good impression of me if you read my explanations of the questions.

I'm surprised I never mentioned hiking once on this profile. I love hiking.

In the interest of full disclosure, I am not really taking this too seriously. It'd be nice to meet someone, but I'm not holding my breath.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on multiple projects with other musicians, writers, etc. and a few of my own.
Someone told me to talk about my shitty day job here, I'm not talking about my shitty day job. I will just say I'm making splendid use of my masters degree in the cardboard box arts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I pride myself as a conversationalist and a craftsman. And a huntsman. And a walkman.

Not really, but I do enjoy talking and I can build stuff.

It was suggested to me that I add here that I can cook. Not professional chef grade, but I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm lucky, my perdy eyeballs. But usually my unruly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll just say comic books, the ones where stuff blows up, instrumental hip hop and pizza. Its easier than writing a massive list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, clothing, shelter, rain every now and then, and you! D'awwwww.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How they make tape. Its amazing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about fixes for the worlds problems. And I mean like plans of action for least impact on human life and the ecosystem. I feel like if I had any sway over any of it I could make a difference. But I don't, so I can't! I also spend a lot of time thinking about our place in the cosmos, it makes me feel both insignificant and more connected to it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer hanging out with friends over going out. I'll go if you really want to, but I usually would rather not. Unless of course I feel like it would be something fun, then I'd give it a shot. Sometimes I just like to stay in by myself, maybe get a little work done at home, get some reading in, stargazing, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd totally host a talk show given the opportunity.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re still reading this profile. I'm sure I've chased away most of you by now. But wait, there's more!

I'm not very partial to people who pass judgement without actually saying a single word to someone. If you've already flashed a retort to that in your mind, you've definitely wasted your time reading this.

If you think its cute to be obnoxious, selfish, generally disrespectful of others, or classify yourself as a "bitch", we're probably not a good fit. I should, however, point out that I'm perfectly comfortable with someone who's frank in their honesty, has a penchant for tactful sprinklings of sarcasm and doesn't mind expressing themselves. There are differences between the behaviors I've outlined, I'd like to meet someone who understands that.

Even if you aren't my "perfect match", I'll probably still respond if you send me a message; I'm not a complete asshole.