Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Every time I write this it's weird and uncomfortable because I hate
having to sell myself without the person reading it having any
proof of it not being bullshit. I could literally write that I have
a boat that runs on money and luckily I have enough to keep it
going 24/7 and as far fetched as you might think it you'd have no
physical evidence to prove otherwise. This is essentially a resume
for a potential mate, and that's really not something I'd care to
embellish, especially if it's with something I have no actual
interest in living up to. I should disclose that I am not exactly
holding my breath until this site yields any result. I'm in no rush
to get into a relationship with anyone I don't necessarily want to
be in one with. It'd be nice to meet someone, though. Anyway, I
tend to be wordy, I preface things that might be better off left to
go ahead as they might without one and I am pretty good at talking
about (and listening to) anything and everything. I treat people
like I'd like to be treated, I don't hold preconceptions about
anyone and refuse to pass judgement in any form until given a
reason to do so. People I know seem to enjoy the time they spend
with me, but they might just be playing along so they can have
access to my money boat.
All my best matches live more than 50 miles away. If it seems like
we'd be into each other and I haven't messaged you, that's probably
why. Rest assured though, I probably clicked your picture because I
thought you looked pretty, or interesting, or at least like someone
I know in real life.
My Myers-Briggs type is INTP. Heavy on the I and T. Apparently the
one on here says I'm INTJ.
You'll probably get a pretty good impression of me if you read my
explanations of the questions.
I'm surprised I never mentioned hiking once on this profile. I love
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm wasting my potential in the most depressing ways I can manage.
When I'm not doing that, I like making music and not updating
various social media presences. I actually care about and enjoy one
of those things, guess which and I might give you a cookie!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shooting the shit, making use of or fixing things most people would
have thrown out or replaced, climbing things, coming up with ideas
you can prosper off of and not taking credit for it.
It was suggested to me that I add here that I can cook. Not
professional chef grade, but I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I probably look worried about something. Don't worry,
you're not necessarily in immediate danger. But you might be, so,
My eyes, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll just say comic books, the ones where stuff blows up,
instrumental hip hop and pizza. Its easier than writing a massive
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, clothing, shelter, rain every now and then, and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How they make tape. Its amazing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about fixes for the worlds problems.
And I mean like plans of action for least impact on human life and
the ecosystem. I feel like if I had any sway over any of it I could
make a difference. But I don't, so I can't! I also spend a lot of
time thinking about our place in the cosmos, it makes me feel both
insignificant and more connected to it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer hanging out with friends over going out. I'll go if you
really want to, but I usually would rather not. Unless of course I
feel like it would be something fun, then I'd give it a shot.
Sometimes I just like to stay in by myself, maybe get a little work
done at home, get some reading in, stargazing, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd totally host a talk show given the opportunity.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're still reading this profile. I'm sure I've chased away
most of you by now. But wait, there's more!
I'm not very partial to people who pass judgement without actually
saying a single word to someone. If you've already flashed a retort
to that in your mind, you've definitely wasted your time reading
If you think its cute to be obnoxious, selfish, generally
disrespectful of others, or classify yourself as a "bitch", we're
probably not a good fit. I should, however, point out that I'm
perfectly comfortable with someone who's frank in their honesty,
has a penchant for tactful sprinklings of sarcasm and doesn't mind
expressing themselves. There are differences between the behaviors
I've outlined, I'd like to meet someone who understands that.
Even if you aren't my "perfect match", I'll probably still respond
if you send me a message; I'm not a complete asshole.
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