At first, my asshole friends shamed me into making this. Then I just kind of ran with it.
I live in DC, but I'm in Pittsburgh for school. I hate writing things about myself. Message me if you want to know something specific.
I judge you based on your grammar. Animals > most people I know. Kickboxing and paintballing are some of my favorite things. I guess that's it. Oh and I want Riff Raff to play at my wedding.
Just kidding, here's a little more -
Because you people all have the same questions:
-Backstory: See above. I was bullied into making this by people who all had one.
-No, my username is not a reference to something. I'm not a communist, Jesus fuck. It was my old Reddit username before I deleted that account and made a new one. That said, if someone has CommunistTrees as a Reddit name, it's not me.
-I hate Pittsburgh as a city and only came to the University of Pittsburgh because they're one of the very few schools that offer Neuroscience as an undergraduate major. Why the hate? Because it's too fucking gray and boring and the "downtown" area is nothing but corporate shit and everything closes at like 6 pm and Steelers fans are the fucking worst.
-I'm not really taking any of this seriously. Although I'm not opposed to a potential something that could come of this.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: I have an Instagram because fuck privacy or something: _ninjatuttle