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33 F Columbia, MO

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  • Ages 28–40
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:09am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I enjoy pleasing others and seeing a smile on my companion's face. I am a ridiculous optimist. I always see the best in situations and people. Sometimes this results in me being crushed, but for the most part, it keeps me (and most of those around me) happy in the long run.

I am in a constant state of push and pull between living simply and desiring luxury. I am quite comfortable in my modest home in the hood, but yearn for fine dining, expensive clothes and lavish vacations. I will be the first to sign up for a week long paddling vacation in the Boundary Waters, but would hard-pressed to choose it over a week in Italy in fine clothing and hotels. I wear my chacos just as much as I do my knee high, six inch heels. I'll sit in the outfield bleachers and drink shit beer and make an ass of myself or share the owner's suite while employing impeccable manners.

I'm quite particular about what I'm looking for. Someone who values their career and takes it seriously is very attractive to me. Confidence is required. Goofiness is a huge plus. Attractive? Yes, please.

I read a horoscope once that closed with the statement, "The partner of a libra-monkey should avoid jealousy as they avoid the plague." While I don't put a lot of stock in horoscopes, or am really looking for a partner, this statement is very accurate for me. If you can't hang with that, it won't work. Seriously. Double Seriously.

Another thing...I don't get why some people look so angry in their photos. I want to see you smile, for fuck's sake. I know you smile...sometimes...right?? Jesus, I hope so.

Also, do you really mean "sarcasm" when you talk about your sense of humor? Don't you mean witty? Are all you assholes really using sarcasm as your main source of humor. How dull! How pessimistic! How lame! You can be funny without sarcasm. Sarcasm sucks. End sarcasm rant.

As of about June-ish of 2014, I've been in an open relationship with someone I dig quite a bit. I'm down to see other people, but only those who can respect non-monogamy in a non-creepy way. I'm pretty content (read: ecstatic) in my relationship, but I am open to new, additional awesomeness.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lots of planning for the next burn. Our theme camp is going to make Interfuse quite the event this year. I take time with my daughter, work, volleyball, and with myself very seriously. Free time is not in abundance. Finding someone who values their free time as much as I do is important to me. Update: I now bartend on the weekends while having the kiddo on week nights. Maybe I can meet you out or something. But don't count on a debaucherous weekend-just the two of us.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hosting/entertaining - I love to cook for people. Having a full house of people eating and drinking makes me incredibly happy.

Most sports - I play volleyball regularly and would like to get into softball again sometime. I like to watch and listen to baseball and basketball.

Catching things when you least expect it.

Contrary to the last one...being incredibly clumsy. A friend once said that maybe we're more clumsy because we're willing to take more risks and face the consequences. I like that. I'll stick to that line of thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Smile, eyes, happiness, confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Last few books: The Tender Bar, The Ethical Slut, Beastiary, The Art of Hearing Heartbeats, Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy.

Movies: super hero blockbuster types, anything by Guy Ritchie, Coen Brothers, Secretary

Food! Shellfish, anything Italian, garlic, meat and vegetables of most varieties. I place a lot of value on eating meats from farmers that I know. Local food is my biggest concern, organics come second.

This week on Pandora I've been listening to the following stations: Gary Clark Jr., Arctic Monkeys, any Stompgrass, Cake, Beastie Boys, JJ Grey and Mofro, Santigold, Little Dragon, Morphine, Mayer Hawthorne, Classical Solo Piano, They Might Be Giants, Squirrel Nut Zippers and Soul Coughing. I'm a music retard. I can't associate songs with artists or artists with albums; it doesn't mean I don't appreciate music, just don't ask me to be a trivia partner
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My five-year old
A blanket
A kitchen
Time in the woods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where in the world I'd like to live next month/year/to die
numbers and processes
Sex and relationship culture
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Blowing off steam, maybe bartending, dancing and costuming with the girls, eating great food, ogling beautiful people and trying to take them home with me.