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27 • M • Nesconset, NY
I’m looking for
- Women who like men
- Ages 19–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Online now!
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, but not too serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Poorly)
TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Louie, Top Gear, Bullshit!, Delocated, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, King of the Hill
Books: Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly
Food: Not picky, but microbiology has made me develop an irrational fear of eating rare meat and raw fish. Black olives are also trash. Get at me.
Generally only drink water or beer. IPAs, stouts, barleywines, old ales, eisbocks, sours and most anything aged in bourbon barrels will make me a happy camper. Saisons and most Belgians can go die in a fire.
1. My autographed portrait of Tommy Wiseau.
2. A RWD sports car.
3. A copy of You're Living All Over Me.
4. A nice long sleeve button-up.
5. A single speed road bike.
6. A short-stemmed snifter glass.
You wanna hear a joke.
You're capable of contributing to a worthwhile conversation.
You understand that Heineken and Corona are the worst beers on the planet.
You want to watch Trapped in the Closet or Indian in the Cupboard. Preferably both.
Religious freaks, new-agers, and anti-vaxxers need not apply. There's a 99% chance we won't get along.
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