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27 Nesconset, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I done shook dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Full-time nursing student, full-time health care worker, per diem ladyboy sports car enthusiast, on-call cyclist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking my way out of trouble, making guacamole, nollie heelflips, going on long diatribes/rants, not using my History degree, doing math problems in my head, climbing things, so on and so forth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to Ja Rule.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Pinback, Husker Du, Rites of Spring, Gray Matter, Pavement, Aphex Twin, Primus, Greg Sage, MF DOOM, Earl Sweatshirt, Ghostface Killah, Clams Casino, Grizzly Bear, Belle and Sebastian, Animal Collective, The Isley Brothers, Frank Zappa, Cream, Midlake, Squarepusher, Broken Social Scene, Roxy Music, The Four Tops, Built to Spill, Action Bronson, Neil Young, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Yes, Guided By Voices, J Mascis, Lou Barlow, Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, Mogwai, Tortoise, Modest Mouse, Nick Drake, My Bloody Valentine, Nico, Tom Waits, Kool Keith...all sorts of good things.

TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Louie, Top Gear, Bullshit!, Delocated, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, King of the Hill

Books: Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly

Food: Not picky, but microbiology has made me develop an irrational fear of eating rare meat and raw fish. Black olives are also trash. Get at me.

Generally only drink water or beer. IPAs, stouts, barleywines, old ales, eisbocks, sours and most anything aged in bourbon barrels will make me a happy camper. Saisons and most Belgians can go die in a fire.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question sucks, but I'll play along:

1. My autographed portrait of Tommy Wiseau.
2. A RWD sports car.
3. A copy of You're Living All Over Me.
4. A nice long sleeve button-up.
5. A single speed road bike.
6. A short-stemmed snifter glass.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it an unspoken rule that you have to stop drinking Capri Sun once you reach adulthood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drunk and shooting guns at the moon, riding my bike to strange places with my friends, apparently filling out an OKCupid profile if I have work at 6 AM on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't care what anyone says; Hitler was a BAD MAN.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have the personality of a stamp.
You wanna hear a joke.
You're capable of contributing to a worthwhile conversation.
You want to watch Trapped in the Closet or Indian in the Cupboard. Preferably both.

Religious freaks, new-agers, and anti-vaxxers need not apply. There's a 99% chance we won't get along.