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27 M Nesconset, NY

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Bring Sprucesteen.
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time nursing student, full-time health care worker, per diem ladyboy sports car enthusiast, on-call skateboarder.
I’m really good at
Talking my way out of trouble, making guacamole, nollie heelflips, switch kickflips, nollie nosegrinds, going on long diatribes/rants, not using my History degree, doing math problems in my head, climbing things, so on and so forth.
The first things people usually notice about me
My striking resemblance to Ja Rule.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Pinback, Husker Du, Rites of Spring, Gray Matter, Pavement, Aphex Twin, Primus, Greg Sage, MF DOOM, Earl Sweatshirt, Ghostface Killah, Clams Casino, Grizzly Bear, Belle and Sebastian, Animal Collective, The Isley Brothers, Frank Zappa, Cream, Midlake, Squarepusher, Broken Social Scene, The Four Tops, Built to Spill, Neil Young, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Guided By Voices, J Mascis, Lou Barlow, Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, Mogwai, Tortoise, Modest Mouse, Nick Drake, My Bloody Valentine, Nico, Tom Waits, Kool Keith...all sorts of good things.

TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Louie, Top Gear, Bullshit!, Delocated, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, King of the Hill

Books: Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly

Food: Not picky, but microbiology has made me develop an irrational fear of eating rare meat and raw fish. Black olives are also trash. Get at me.

Generally only drink water or beer. IPAs, stouts, barleywines, old ales, eisbocks, sours and most anything aged in bourbon barrels will make me a happy camper. Saisons and most Belgians can go die in a fire.
The six things I could never do without
I don't like this question. I'm just gonna list my 6 favorite people:

1. Larry David
2. Matt Dillahunty
3. Christopher Hitchens
4. James Randi
5. J Mascis
6. R. Kelly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is it an unspoken rule that you have to stop drinking Capri Sun once you reach adulthood?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk and shooting guns at the moon, riding my bike to strange places with my friends, apparently filling out an OKCupid profile if I have work at 6 AM on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to dress up like a clown to every birthday party I was invited to up until I was about 9. Costume party or not.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't have the personality of a stamp.
You wanna hear a joke.
You're capable of contributing to a worthwhile conversation.
You understand that Heineken and Corona are the worst beers on the planet.
You want to watch Trapped in the Closet or Indian in the Cupboard. Preferably both.

Religious freaks, new-agers, and anti-vaxxers need not apply. There's a 99% chance we won't get along.