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26 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 6:21am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, but not too serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Poorly)
TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Louie, Top Gear, Bullshit!, Delocated, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, King of the Hill
Books: Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly
Food: Not picky, but microbiology has made me develop an irrational fear of eating rare meat and raw fish. Black olives are also trash. Get at me.
Generally only drink water or beer. IPAs, stouts, barleywines, old ales, eisbocks, sours and most anything aged in bourbon barrels will make me a happy camper. Saisons and most Belgians can go die in a fire.
1. Larry David
2. Matt Dillahunty
3. Christopher Hitchens
4. James Randi
5. J Mascis
6. R. Kelly
If you're putting on cowboy clothes does that mean you're...ranch dressing?
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You're capable of contributing to a worthwhile conversation.
You understand that Heineken and Corona are the worst beers on the planet.
You want to watch Trapped in the Closet or Indian in the Cupboard. Preferably both.
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