I'm just kidding y'all, what's goin on? If you're already confused, then well I don't know what to tell ya. I don't have a southern accent, just so you know. I just say y'all. I speak more california-like. Not like a valley girl just regular ass talking!
But I was raised in Georgia. Born in Cali. You should be aware that I basically type how I talk. I know good and well how to write properly and professionally and all... I'm just a casual gal, and well I'm being conversational. I'm not writing an essay here I'm just talkin.
Now for a formal introduction by way of luring you with my incredible dance moves.
Yes, I know. You're already impressed by my choreographic prowess.
So here's the gist:
My name is Christel Vinot (pronounced like 'crystal' and 'VEE-no')
I'm a composer (have a bachelor's degree in music composition)
I've played the cello since approx. 1997 and play in a symphony.
I like to draw. Sometimes stuff like this, and this. And if it's more to your taste, here's something more serious. Also, a delicious lobster.
I've recently ventured into the realm of video production,
primarily video editing (I have a 'Certificate of Completion' from
the Connecticut School of Broadcasting. Hey it's no real degree but it's some feet in the water.) And in case you were wondering, which I know you WEREN'T, those dudes from that vid I edited are also these dudes. Watching them is like watching a visual symphony. However, as you can tell, their dancing still isn't quite as good as mine.
I'm a near-full-time hostess at a restaurant (this is for the moola since I totally support myself and all. lol barely).
I am a professional dancer. <-- This one's a lie. Although I wish I was a ballerina.
Since I'm a composer here's some of my cool music:
Escape of the Lost Fairy
And this is one of my more sophisticated and technologically advanced works. Also, stand back due to radiation.
I never really considered myself a singer but here I am singing a capella with myself:
^ serious stuff ^
Not so serious stuff.
It seems like I do a lot of stuff. And well, I do. But I'm still lazy as hell.
I am passionate about kitties. Especially my big fat Gray Toad! I toadally dig the Toad. Oh, that's my cat for some reason. He's not gray either. (Update: the Toad passed away 10/29/13 RIP my loveable Toad.) My previous kitty, Star, was my best pal for like 15 years. I even wrote her a symphony after she disappeared/died. I recently rescued a kitty from a tree at a nature preserve... so I kept it. So now I have a lil kitty here with meeee yay! Her name is Reyna but I usually call her my poopy pie... or poopy pear. Or cutie poo. Whatever I call her, it always has to do with poop for some reason.
I don't pay a whole lot of attention to my cell phone. I say that because everyone I see pays a lot of attention to theirs. If there's a reason though, then I'll pay attention. But I don't normally have reasons. I just check it like once a day for messages, if I remember. It's a very lame, basic phone, because I don't care. Anyway. This is so interesting.
I know a lot of girls like to get their hair did. And their nails did. I don't get any of those things did. That's a waste of money when I can just do all that shit myself. I don't even do my nails at all though so... I hope you like short, nail-colored nails.
I don't think I could be with someone who describes himself as "normal" or "simple" or "average". Weirdness and complexity are where it's at. There are exceptions, however.
"I like to have fun." is the dumbest thing anyone could ever say. But I mean I won't judge you for it. It happens.
I don't live with my parents and it's a total turn off if you do unless you have a very good reason! I don't expect you to have your own place (I have a roommate myself) but self-sufficiency is kind of important. If I can work in a restaurant and still afford rent, car note, insurance, etc, then no doubt so can you.
Don't get offended if I don't respond to your message. It doesn't mean I don't like you. But it might mean that.
I could be starting to date another dude, who knows. It could mean anything so don't be mad or sad k? Be Sweden.
Sometimes I get emails saying someone has "chosen" me. I'm not sure what that means so I just delete them. If a dude likes me he'll send a message, so it doesn't matter, right?
Do you have a buncha pics of you in the mirror holding up a cell phone? If so, you must learn that variety is the spice of life. I mean I would kinda rather see you in your element or something. But not AN Element. Those look dumb. And just a suggestion, SMILE. No smiling pics makes you seem like a sad man. No one wants a sad man. Or a mad man. Unless it's the cool kinda madman who's all evil and intelligent and shit. Mmm... you know I used to have a crush on SIDESHOW BOB. lol I can even remember his theme music. That meloncholy horn theme all filled with evil and junk.
Do you have any pics of your abs? That's a good-girl repellent, if you didn't already know. So you're either looking for someone shallow to have sex with, or you are extremely dumb. Either way, not interested!
My favorite movie character ever is Colonel Hans Landa, the Jew Hunter from Inglourious Basterds.
I have a fascination with North Korea.
I have an obsession with fear.