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Comrade_J

41 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a successful professional. That's the most boring thing I can say about myself, so best get it out of the way early - I think it's just a euphemism for "I have a good source of income and my shit together".

I love art, ancient, modern, kitsch, whatever. I like making it as much as looking at it, and draw regularly. I love being outdoors, from walking through bluebells to climbing mountains, to sitting in sand dunes or round a fire. I'm incredibly bad at doing nothing, and would make the worse beach holiday companion ever.

Overall, I believe that more is more, that life is there to be grabbed by the scruff of its neck. I'm not an adrenaline junky or hardcore traveller - making wooden toys for my nieces is just as much fun as trekking in India. I like food and drink, ideally not in moderation.

Although I come across as terribly polite and English, I'm actually an opinionated so-and-so and always happy to have a good natured argument.

I like people who are interested in the world around them, and not afraid to show it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm enjoying life, and in the process of moving house and giving John Lewis all my money. Who would have thought choosing doorknobs could be so much fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, drawing, telling other people how to design software, all of which I have earned money from at one time or another. Being patient and diplomatic. I can cook well and love doing it. Pretty good at getting other people to dance. Really good at getting other people to go wild swimming. Can remember lots of poems by heart.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My incredibly loud (yet incredibly tasteful) ties, if I'm wearing one. Otherwise my pointlessly brisk walking pace.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by: PG Wodehouse, Graham Greene, Ian M Banks, Raymond Chandler, Betjeman, Frost, Edward Thomas, Roger McGough. Inspirational crazy books include "Pimp" by Iceberg Slim, "Ridley Walker", "All the Pretty Horses" "Accordion Crimes" "Shake Hands With The Devil" (about the Rwandan genocide)

I think The Artist was probably the best film I've seen in years, although Run Lola Run, Leon, Delicatessen, The Kings Speech, Zatoichi, Ran, Brazil, Sin City, and anything by Herzog. And Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which has to be a top 10 film.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food, good wine, the company of friends.
Art. Ballet. Mountains.
Paddling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I did a philosophy degree. I spend a lot of time thinking about everything. Quite often, I think about climbing mountains, which is easier, cheaper, and less terrifying than actually climbing them (although I do that too, sometimes).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) Stuck on the north circular trying to escape London
2) Out having fun
3) In, eating comfort food and watching DVD's with my phone off, having had too much fun Mon-Thurs

In roughly equal measure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no secrets. None. Nope.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a) My photos fill you with good old fashioned lust
b) You have short red hair, a northern accent, tattoos, the legs of a dancer, and a National Trust membership card. Will settle for one or less of these at a pinch.
c) You love learning new things, and your interest in the world extends beyond yourself and your family/friends.