I love to rant, and argue.

I like making new friends.

I like steampunk.

I take a long time to get used to new people.

I love watching movies, except horror, and some other shitty genres.

I love cheese.

I hate having to start all of these with "I".

I like punctuation.

I prefer to handwrite most things,(especially drafts) even though I spend the vast majority of my time using various electronics. It just feels more visceral, for lack of a better word.

I don't really know if I am skinny or average. Just gonna leave it set at skinny. Used-up was my favourite choice, but I don't really think I qualify. Also, is thin different from skinny? Which is less weight? Maybe I am thin. This isn't really a concern about my weight, it's a concern about precision in language. Don't the crazy person...

I'm really calm and quiet in person most of the time, but I'm actually wound pretty tightly, and judgemental as shit.

I also don't like either spelling of the word judgement.

Wikipedia.

Working.

Going to automotive school.

Learning how to do shit.

Sarcasm.

Being a dick.

Being a good friend.

How fantastic I am.

Bluff.

Probably how big my head is.

Big Trouble in Little China is the best movie ever made.
Nine Inch Nails is one of the best bands ever.
Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio is one of the best songs ever.
Gossip Girl is the best TV show ever. or Firefly, or Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. Ok, it's one of the best. Maybe.
I don't really have a book to declare the best ever.
spicy double double from tornado burger is the best food ever.

I really have much broader tastes than this would indicate, but I don't imagine anybody cares.

Spicy food: yes.
potatoes: Fuck 'em.

If you disagree with any of this, good for you. Give yourself a pat on the back, I guess.

Snickers.
Phone.
Time alone.
Other people.
four is the new six.

The apocalypse.

Traffic.

Doing the same thing I do every night - trying to take over the world.

I was personally offended when I found out that further and farther mean the same thing. Fucking high school English teachers lied to me.

Also, two spaces after a sentence, or one. It doesn't matter. :(

You should message me if the how acceptable extreme ignorance is bothers you...

or if you are bored...

or if you have never said "I was never really interested in politics"

or if you have a better way for me to format this section.