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ConSeanery

27 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Creep on me. @oldirtywiss

Talk to me. I'll probably say something strange, but I'll listen too.

If I didn't shave for my mama, I'm not gonna shave for you. Dig the beard or hit the road.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on an adventure. I publish zines and rage against machines.
I’m really good at
bringing a 40 pound camera bag with me everywhere. Laughing until my eyes water. Having smudges on my glasses. Sentence fragments.
The first things people usually notice about me
People often stop me on the street to talk about my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want
Owoooooooo
I mean baaaaaa
Baaa
The six things I could never do without
Cameras
Skateboards
a sense of humor
road trips
This American Life
An oil painting of myself as a sea captain
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how many pictures of puppies and sloths I can look at with the current amount of battery charge on my phone.
On a typical Friday night I am
adventuring exerting enough energy that a shower will be required afterward.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use a lot of smileys in conversation. I'm an emoji slut.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like beards. You can get in your car on a day off and leave your worries behind. You like to be smothered with affection. You don't mind a grown man who will be skateboarding until he can't walk.