Talk to me. I'll probably say something strange, but I'll listen too.
I work a 4am shift 5 days a week, so I go to bed around 8pm most nights. I need someone to frolic in the daytime with me!
I just moved to Tempe and I'm looking to go on some coffee dates and eat some pizza.
If I didn't shave for my mama, I'm not gonna shave for you. Dig the beard or hit the road.