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40 Cocoa, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I dig technology, ancient history, science, philosophy, grammar, graphic arts, surrealism, off color humor, creative ink, silliness, our natural world, new cuisine, kayaking, hiking, biking, universal truth and making lists.
What I’m doing with my life
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For fun I get into all kinds of things... kayaking, live music, theater, movies, playing pool / darts, trying new restaurants, camping, kicking it on the beach, zoos, biking, theme parks, people watching, gaming, festivals, road trips to weird and wonderful places...

On the daily I have a fulfilling career, run a business, maintain a house in suburbia, hang with my awesome 10 year old kid (alternating weeks), and goof off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being devil's advocate, listening, making you feel special, saying things you never expected, reaching things on the top shelf, empathy, disbelief, macs, recognizing the limits of my knowledge, web design, diving into the hidden corners of your soul.

Also Words With Friends - slartibartfast_42
The first things people usually notice about me
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Would have to be either the Seraphic host that herald my arrival or that I'm tall. Some days it might be whatever is on my t-shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I tend to read mostly dark humor, science fiction, scientific journals, philosophical literature and religious texts. Some good recent reads were Bossy Pants, Life of Pi, Damned and Kite Runner. favorite authors - Douglas Adams, Richard Dawkins, Tolkien, A Lee Martinez, and Asimov.

Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, Batman (Keaton's), Monty Python, Lord Of The Rings, Breakfast Club, Hangover, Heathers, Spirited Away, Pulp Fiction, Zombieland, Spaceballs, Mallrats ... many others in the Comedy, SciFi, Fantasy, Action, Animated, Indie genres or stuff by Kevin Smith, Tarantino, and Tim Burton.

I prefer comedy to drama (on the telly and in life) so shows like Community, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Workaholics, Office, Idiot Abroad, Archer, Bobs Burgers, and 30 Rock tickle me. I also really like more obscure British comedy like Little Britain, Blacks Books, and IT Crowd. And Mythbusters. I'd watch History and Discovery if I had cable.

Music is important to me. Daily shuffle might include Florence + the Machine, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Daft Punk, Perfect Circle, Regina Spektor, Sting, The White Stripes, Annie Lennox, Tool, Adele, Bjork, Johnny Cash, Sam Sparro, Transglobal Underground, Moby, Jamiroquai, Gorillaz, Flobots, MIA, Ok Go, Modest Mouse, Akon, Oukast, NIN, Puscifer (maynard is the man), the Police, CAKE, Bob Marley, Sublime, Styx, and so on...

Sushi is my fave. I'll be very sad when we've fished up all the Tuna. Eat most any type of food though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my progeny
a (nearly) full iPod
comfortable tees
the ability to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human condition and ultimate futility of all things that are not dessert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still a-typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can wiggle my ears, my thumbs are double jointed and I used to rock a septum piercing.

I like tea, Earl Grey, hot.
You should message me if
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You are a unique woman - intelligent, open-minded, liberal, irreligious, creative / artistic, silly or intense... active and confident without being vain. Someone who alternately shocks and amuses those around you. You don't live in Ukraine.

I can be a little rough around the edges so if you are conservative, straight edge, religious, bigoted, or homophobic we aren't a good match.

I've got some tattoos and uninteresting piercings and appreciate body art.

Or if you just want a kayaking buddy.