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As--You--Wish

40 Cocoa, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I dig technology, ancient history, science, philosophical musings, grammar, graphic arts, surrealism, off color humor, creative ink, silliness, our natural world, new cuisine, kayaking, hiking, biking, universal truth and making lists.

I live a tidy life with minimalistic tendencies, and value new experiences over new shinies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For fun I get into all kinds of things... kayaking, live music, theater, movies, playing pool / darts, trying new restaurants, camping, kicking it on the beach, zoos, biking, theme parks, people watching, gaming, festivals, road trips to weird and wonderful places...

On the daily I have a fulfilling career, run a business, maintain a house in suburbia, hang with my awesome 11 year old kid (alternating weeks), and goof off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing the devil's advocate, listening, making you feel special, saying things you never expected, reaching things on the top shelf, empathy, disbelief, macs, recognizing the limits of my knowledge, web design, diving into the hidden corners of your soul.

Also Words With Friends - slartibartfast_42
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They never do. Until it is too late.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to read mostly dark humor, science fiction, scientific journals, philosophical literature and religious texts. Some good recent reads were A Confederacy of Dunces, Bossy Pants, Life of Pi, and Damned. favorite authors - Douglas Adams, Richard Dawkins, A Lee Martinez, and Carl Hiassen.

Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, The Fifth Element, The Princess Bride, Batman (Keaton's), Monty Python, Lord Of The Rings, Breakfast Club, Dr Horrible, Heathers, Spirited Away, Amelie, Pulp Fiction, Zombieland, Spaceballs, Mallrats ... many others in the Comedy, SciFi, Fantasy, Action, Animated, Indie genres.

I prefer comedy to drama (on the telly and in life) so shows like Community, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Portlandia, Trailer Park Boys, Workaholics, Office, Idiot Abroad, Archer, Futurama, Bobs Burgers, New Girl, and 30 Rock tickle me. I also get a kick out of British comedy like Little Britain, Blacks Books, Mighty Boosh, Flight of the Conchords, and IT Crowd. And Mythbusters. I'd watch History and Discovery if I had cable.

Music is important to me. Daily shuffle might include Florence + the Machine, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Daft Punk, Perfect Circle, Regina Spektor, Sting, 311, Amy Winehouse, The White Stripes, Damien Rice, Tool, Adele, Bjork, Dido, Johnny Cash, Sam Sparro, Kaleigh Baker, Poe, Grace Potter, Transglobal Underground, Jamiroquai, Gorillaz, Flobots, MIA, Beastie Boys, Ok Go, Walk Off the Earth, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, Modest Mouse, Fiona Apple, Akon, Mumford & Sons, NIN, Puscifer (maynard is the man), the Police, CAKE, Bob Marley, Sublime, Styx, and so on...

Sushi is my fave. I'll be very sad when we've fished up all the Tuna. Eat most any type of food though. Except guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my progeny
hyperbole
perspective
comfortable tees
connections
carbon12
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human condition and ultimate futility of all things that are not dessert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can wiggle my ears, my thumbs are double jointed and I used to rock a septum piercing.

I like tea, Earl Grey, hot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are devastatingly intelligent, open-minded & liberal, self actualized, irreligious, creative / artistic, silly or intense... active and confident without being vain. Someone who alternately shocks, amuses and inspires those around you.

The conservative, straight edged, religious, bigoted, homophobic or current residents of Ukraine should not apply.

I've got some tattoos and uninteresting piercings and appreciate body art.

Or if you just want a kayaking buddy.