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Conan_the_Great

31 M Durham, NH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
Business analyst, plumber, painter, multimedia producer, wannabe Disney composer, and Admiral General.

Also, for fun I sometimes bust fake Nigerian profiles. Have a voicemail from an angry Nigerian dude on my phone to prove it.
I’m really good at
hearing in color
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rammstein, Rubinstein, my Romanian beer stein. Inebriated philosophical discourse.
The six things I could never do without
The six other members of my immigrant-size family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Occasionally, while basking in my awesomeness on some new project late on a Friday night, one of my relatives calls me up and tells me to get a girlfriend.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if you sprint the last 100 yards of a 5k, give your ice cream cone away to homeless people, play practical jokes on your senile relatives, and place the crushed mushy limp dandelions from an excited child into your nicest vase.

"Fortune sides with [s]he who dares" ~ Chinese fortune cookie