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Conan_the_Great

31 M Durham, NH

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 22–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Adversity draws [people] together and produces beauty and harmony in life's relationships, just as the cold of winter produces ice-flowers on the window-panes, which vanish with the warmth.
~Søren Kierkegaard
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Future Disney orchestrator and Admiral General.

Also, for fun I sometimes bust fake Nigerian profiles. Have a voicemail from an angry Nigerian dude on my phone to prove it.
I’m really good at
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hearing in color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rammstein, Rubinstein, my Romanian beer stein
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six other members of my immigrant-size family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next project. Effects of magnetism on ethics. Why two billion people live on less than the cost of a daily coffee. Why most 80-year-olds are much happier than 20-somethings. How soon I'll be able to transcribe music on my computer with a mind control application.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a badonkadonk.
You should message me if
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you sprint the last 100 yards of a 5k, give your ice cream cone away to homeless people, play practical jokes on your senile relatives, kiss outside in a thunderstorm, and place the crushed mushy limp dandelions from an excited child into your nicest vase.

Fortune sides with [s]he who dares
~Chinese fortune cookie