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Conan_the_Great

32 Durham, NH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Adversity draws [people] together and produces beauty and harmony in life's relationships, just as the cold of winter produces ice-flowers on the window-panes, which vanish with the warmth.
~Søren Kierkegaard

Honey, there's just too much pressure. What with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.
~Homer Simpson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing code by day, orchestrating future Disney themes by night

Also, for fun I sometimes bust fake Nigerian profiles. Have a voicemail from an angry Nigerian dude on my phone to prove it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hearing in color
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rammstein, Rubinstein, my Romanian beer stein
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six other members of my immigrant-size family.
In a nutshell: http://youtu.be/Nc9yr4urskA
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next project. Effects of magnetism on ethics. Why two billion people live on less than the cost of a daily coffee. Why most 80-year-olds are happier than 20-somethings. How soon I'll be able to transcribe music on my computer with a mind control application.

But most recently, this commercial: http://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[actual OKCupid chat transcript]
girl: "I am smart girl"
me: "you are a smart girl"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a badonkadonk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you sprint the last 100 yards of a 5k, play practical jokes on your senile relatives, kiss outside in a thunderstorm, place the crushed mushy limp dandelions from an excited child into your nicest vase, and trade your ice cream cone to a smelly homeless guy in exchange for beer (for beer pong).

Fortune sides with [s]he who dares
~Chinese fortune cookie