Warning: I am messing around with Interests Tags. And not taking them seriously.
I am a fair weather optimist. I am intolerable. I am endearing. I am naive. I am strong. I am honest. I am shy. I am exact. I am intelligent. I am willful. I am kind. I am a pack rat. I am thoughtful. I am a geek.

I AM SO HAPPY. I HAVE FINALLY REACHED A 100% MATCH WITH MYSELF.

As little as possible on its old track. As much as possible on its new one. I'm also taking the opportunity of this "down-turned economy" to get back to getting my learn on. Fancy that.
Update: Holy crap, think I found my calling. To those in the know, that's a big deal and something I've been meditating on for a long time now.

Listening, solving, calming, cooking, reading, talking, loving, laughing, ignoring.

My eyes. Crystal blue and some pretty kick ass facets.

Or that I am rather opaque.

Book: The one I haven't read yet. Just finished Fool on the Hill, Warbreaker and The Road. I'm cooling my heels on fiction for a little while so's I can get mah lern on. Maybe I'll knock something out over a break.

Movie: Fight Club, Bourne trilogy, Middle Earth trilogy, Trainspotting, High Fidelity, Serenity, Snatch, Cashback, The Dark Knight, Slumdog Millionaire, Taken, Amadeus, Star Trek (2k9), Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Die Hards 1-3

Television: Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Star Trek Deep Space 9, Arrested Development, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier (I'm white), Sports Night, Burn Notice, Psych, Kids in the Hall, Scrubs, Futurama, Every Single Law & Order. My favorite set up was the Ben Stone years of the original series. Ben Stone for life.

Music: NIN, Ben Folds, Stroke 9, JUSTICE, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Magnetic Fields, Jonathan Coulton, Margo and the Nuclear So & So's

Food: I am a picky eater but I will try anything twice. Buffet style (though not quality) is my favorite mode of dining because I can never decide on pleasing one palate.

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• r5klemm

There is surprising little I could never do without, failing the smartassed answers.

How about favorite things to surround myself with in my life?
Media (books/film/games), a bed, a spectacularly comfortable chair, the world at large as my connection to the divine, a good pizza place you can depend on, and a delicious vice I can call my very own. People with no vices are real downers.

I can lie and say many different things, but both you and I know the honest answer is "women and anything related to finding a good one."

Out at Founders with a friend, home and reading a book or staring at my belly button.

I'm secretly just a very ugly woman.

I'm also a compulsive liar when it comes to admiting private things on a public website.

1) You can hold a conversation of some meaning and quality, and can tolerate and keep up with my sarcasm. The sarcasm tends to just happen, whether I want it to or not.

2)You might actually be interested in meeting at some point. Chatting and emails are lovely, but I'd really like to get out of the house more.

3)You cannot live without pizza for more than a week.

The third is optional, but it'd make Friday night pizza night easier on all parties involved.