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Conchord79

30 / M / straight / Single

Austin, Texas

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education / Academia
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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My Self-Summary

Austin transplant for about a year, the greatest place to live in the galaxy. I was raised on the east coast, went to school at MU, spent most of my twenties in Columbia and now i'm here in Austin, diversifying a career and soaking in the warm sweet air of the Live Music Capital of the World. I enjoy music of course, art, politics, wit, style, intelligence and elegance of thought in my spare time.

I love animals, having a beer with good friends, comfortable silence and sleeping in on the weekends. Mutual happiness is essential to a long term relationship.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm working and enjoying life, finding a balance, figuring out the best placement for my pawns so my knights can strike. I'm here basically to diversity the crowd and perhaps find the elusive spark. I play a lot of music and try to write when I have spare time and the focus to do it. I value trust and friendship and family.

I’m really good at

blah blah blah I'm so interesting and you should like me.

I also have a Ph.D in procrastination and finding loopholes in people's phrasings.

The first things people usually notice about me

I generally consider myself a good listener, empathetic, reasonable, and logical, I think people would agree with me on that. I am often accused of having an old soul, which I suppose is akin to a good grounding in life, based on reality.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am generally cooler than your average Austin hipster, but do not be dismayed, I still fit the bill regarding a few essential hipster stereotypes and won't hold any of them against you.
Some Fav Books
On the Road - Jack Kerouac
The Stranger - Albert Camus
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut
The Brothers Karamazov - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Some Fav Bands
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Man. . . or Astro Man?
Aerosmith
Local H
Wilco
Some Fav Movies
Office Space
Old school zombies
Jackie Brown
Casino
Clerks
Some Fav Tv
Simpsons
Futurama
South Park
Flight of the Conchords
Mr. Show with Bob and David
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Reno 911
Food
let's eat!

The six things I could never do without

Well now that kind of depends on the situation.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

not thinking is a luxury few can afford.

On a typical Friday night I am

As of lately Friday nights are for band practices. As a result of working all week it generally depends on how I'm feeling as to whether or not anything exciting occurs. Austin has an awful lot of fun things to do, any number of them are greatly rewarding when accompanied by good people.

Also this is a stupid question and everyone knows that mileage may vary.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

A Vancouver-area man has learned that if driving erratically in a clown suit is not enough to signal intoxication, then crashing into a police car certainly is.

A police officer in suburban West Vancouver was searching for suspects involved in a reported fight early on Sunday when he spotted a man, later found to be wearing a brightly colored clown costume, driving at him on the wrong side of the road.

The officer stopped his own car and turned on its emergency lights to warn the other driver, who nonetheless crashed head-on into the cruiser at 20-30 km per hour (12-19 mph).

There were no injuries.

A 29-year-old man is facing charges including impaired driving. He "will have some explaining to do in court," police said in a statement.

You should message me if

You have acute emotional intelligence, know the value of the body and health, can pretend to handle pressure with grace and then fall apart in bed with a good movie and a bottle of wine, know your weaknesses but trust in their safety within someone else's heart. Also a great pair of legs never hurts.