Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty cool guy who loves rock and roll, art, politics, wit,
style, intelligence and elegance of thought. I like coffee, lazy
mornings, good company, and cat pictures. I grew up in New Jersey,
so be forewarned that when we go drinking together I will say
things like 'tawk' and 'cawfee' and you will find this either
amusingly endearing or painfully grating.
I lived in the midwest for a number of years as well during the
college years, so I am also quite proficient in the dealings of
small-town life. Everyone waves to each other in their cars. Kids
really just drive up and down main street drinking alcohol...or at
least they did when I was younger. They're probably all on facebook
instead doing their parents' prescription drugs.
After all that noise it's time to come down to Austin, where
awesomeness is plentiful and the days are hot. I personally don't
care much for the cold weather, however it can be very helpful
during the holidays for nostalgic purposes.
I wouldn't consider myself a very 'loud' personality, but pretty
adaptable. I can be a homebody or be active, either way. I like to
workout and swim in the summertime, but can be equally happy
sitting around listening to music or watching television.
I guess the point is, i'm multi-faceted, you know, kind of like all
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in association with UT, so basically I do 'business' in
'academia' and spend the majority of my time on a campus seething
with impressionable young minds. I live my life with awesomeitude
where applicable. I dabble in curiosity and disdain ignorance. I
fight for the common man, and attempt to charge limited processing
fees. I like rock and roll and ironically enough am a musician...in
Austin of all places!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
blah blah blah I'm so interesting and you should like me.
I also have a Ph.D in procrastination and finding loopholes in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books that make you think, movies that make you forget, shows that
bring your eyes to life, music that rocks, and food that makes the
world go 'round.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You'd be surprised what you can and can't do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many people are spending too much of their time thinking. I am
one of those people, but i'm trying to think less. I'm thinking
about thinking less.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After I told this essay box what I did to it's momma the other
night, it understood that I couldn't possibly explain 'typical' and
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Online dating occasionally feels like browsing eBay for a good deal
on positive reinforcement. I do not mind casual dating, and enjoy
meeting new people, however truthfully it would be nice to settle
into a long-term relationship with a partner. You know, someone to
go to the grocery store with, and casually window shop downtown on
a Sunday afternoon while holding hands. (Awwwwww.)
Also, yes, it's true...my genitals are enormous. Look, I know you
ladies crave dick pics, but please, try to be a bit more subtle.
I'm a gentleman dammit! ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love to be beautiful, dance with the conversation rather than
dictate, suffer no games of fools, consider all variables flexible,
rally for the underdog, obtain nirvana, or are getting ready to
break out a teeny bikini you've been working out all winter for and
are finally ready to squeeze into. (Teeny bikinis rule.)
Also, in a less abstract sense, you like to go for walks around
town, generally engage in activities that require company,
particularly with people you are comfortable around and enjoy
sharing experiences with, love good rock and roll shows, or patio
politics with coffee and a smoke or two. The whole is greater than
the sum of its parts and all that jazz. Let's make the world our
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