Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think that I'm worth meeting, at least once, but I might be a bit
much for some people.
On the other hand, if you enjoy somewhat awkward initial
interactions, brass balled stoicism, and occasionally (in)coherent
intellectual conversations of (dubious) merit, then you are
probably reading the right profile.
Welcome, friend. Welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...is much what you might expect for a twenty-something year old;
wandering around and trying to find my place in cleaning up this
enormous damn mess.
I design deterministic systems for use in electronic games, and
teach neurodivergent youth to do the same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... vibrating my eyes. Ask me to show you sometime; you'll almost
certainly be disturbed. (Possibly to the point of revulsion?)
The first things people usually notice about me
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...are probably my voice and eyes? I'm probably sporting a serious,
Apparently, I once put a friend of mine into such a deep state of
relaxation with my voice that they simply fell asleep. I might have
missed my calling as a hypnotist. (or possibly as a
In terms of my behaviours:
You might notice that I'm not actually giving you much eye-contact.
(I'm not being evasive though, and I am still listening closely.
It's an adaptive behaviour - I have a somewhat lousy working memory
and people's faces eat up a lot of my real-time processing.)
Also, hand talking!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I mostly go in for science fiction literature, but
I'll read just about anything.
Movies: I tend to prefer science fiction again, but I've
watched a lot of different films. There are a lot of good Soviet
Music: I like orchestral music, electronic, and alternative
music. I'm heavily influenced by what my brothers listen to;
they're both musicians.
Shows: The Star Trek serials, mostly. I enjoy science
fiction, political thrillers, and naturalistic documentaries.
Games: I enjoy most types of games excluding those from the
MMORPGs and RTS genres. I have a preference for cooperative games -
board and electronic.
Food: I like it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...all kinds of possibly useless things. I like to speculate upon
future social configurations.
When will we nullify the bourgeois family? Childhood creches,
industrialized domestics, and universal programs for food security.
(All on top of the scaled demolition of present day cities and the
construction of new, distributed urban centers connected by
high-speed mass transit.)
I have a strong dislike for the present economic conditions and its
emergent social inequity. (Some might even say that I tremble with
indignation at every injustice.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
... relaxing at home. Lately, I've been writing. (I'm a bit of a
It could be that I'm out with you, kind and gentle stranger. So,
make it happen, you handsome Devil, you!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...is that there's a lot of potentially embarrassing/private things
in the questions section. Why not just check that out?
You should message me if
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...you're into it.
Why not send a friendly message? (Or, perhaps a mildly adversarial
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