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23 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
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Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Hello Internet ladies. I'm Jordan and I'm from Westchester, NY. But I'm not like THAT. Being born there was not my choice. I went to school in New Paltz and then went to Athens, Greece for a semester. I "found myself" or whatever. Now I live in south Brooklyn. Here's some things about me:

- I was an anthropology major in school and it kind of informs how I think about everything now.
- I was also in an all-male a cappella group when I was in school so I have an unusual amount of knowledge about it.
- I interviewed Andrew W.K. for my job and we quoted "Best In Show" together.
- I'm straight edge. I always have to say it at some point so here it is. I'll go out for drinks with you, I'll just get a mocktail. No I'm not vegan, yes I have sex.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an online radio start-up. I write a weekly column about up and coming bands and do a radio show with the same premise. I also write a ton of articles and interview people a lot. It's fun.
I’m really good at
Constructing the perfect Facebook status.
The first things people usually notice about me
Racially ambiguous and I have a nose ring. I also have a weird bounce in my step when I walk, and it's completely unintentional.
The six things I could never do without
1. Seinfeld
2. Breakfast
3. Duolingo
4. Rock n' Roll
5. Wikipedia
6. The knowledge that one day I will be in my 30's and probably won't have to use this stuff anymore
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How everything works and...enchiladas.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not spontaneous enough that every single Friday night of my life has been different but not repetitive enough that I could name what I do. That totally makes sense.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite what you may think...your Meyers Briggs personality type doesn't mean anything to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
- you're passionate about preferably but passion itself is the main goal.
- you're from new york originally, but can get down with other places besides this clusterfuck of a state. we'll just have that much more in common.
- you can communicate.
- you can think of cool things to do besides barbarbarnetflixbar
- you can help me learn spanish

- i'm not that into purely ironic detachment in lieu of a real personality. there's plenty of dudes in morgantown who are though so no worries.
- you buy into antiquated gender norms
- you think punk is something you grow out of in high school.