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32 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm interested in meeting new people in hopes of igniting awesome friendships or networks and maybe finding one that would ideally flourish into an equally awesome relationship. I don't NEED someone but I WANT someone. Someone who wants me back and is willing to put in the effort that it takes for a healthy and progressive relationship. I am in ABSOLUTELY NO WAY looking for a "friends with benefits" situation. I'm a bit out there at times and I'm seeking the "Gomez to my Morticia" more than the "partner in crime". Quirks, initiative and general kindness prevail with me!

Everyone has their preferences; just want to get a few things out there as some lifestyle, personality and physical characteristics seem to weigh heavy on people:
- I'm a huge book, music and psychology fan,
- I get the idea of religion but am not a supporter of organized religion.
- My political stance is that I fully trust modern day politics to muck up anything it is involved in.
- I believe in sarcasm as well as tact.
- I am an INTJ. Yes, contrary to some folks assumptions, I am an introvert.
- I prefer quality over quantity in 99.9% of things.

I've been described as: "quirky", "opinionated"and "whimsical" with black hair, blue eyes, fair skin, and curves...YES, I AM A THICK CUT MEAT BUCKET!!! No, I am not obese, but I will never be a "rail-thin" woman.. Contrary to what photos may portray at any point I could have a spattering of dings, scars and rotating bruises which may or may not come with a good story. I also wear glasses to help me see far distances.

Ask if you'd like to know anything specific.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it immensely!!!
I’m really good at
-Laughing At Inappropriate Times
-Making Lists
-Getting Crafty
-Listening and giving honest advice
-Being an introvert in an extrovert driven world.
The first things people usually notice about me
My peg-leg and striking resemblance to Whoopi Goldberg, duh! (ok I don't really have a peg-leg.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I've a pretty large book collection...real books!!! More a nonfiction/DIY/How To type but do also enjoy fiction on occasion. I enjoy: Rob Brezsny, David Sedaris, Lorie Notaro, The Disinformation Guides/Books, books on homesteading/survival/sustainability, most things dealing with psychology especially cognitive and dialectic behaviors/process.

-God Bless America
-Pee Wee's Big Adventure & Big Top Pee Wee
-Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
-A Bronx Tale
-Harry Potter
-Some Like It Hot
-Into The Wild
-Anything Tim Burton (The colors and design are usually what get me here)
-Old cheesy horror e.g.: Ed Wood & The Universal Monster Classics.

- Law & Order SVU
- Nova
- Cosmos

Music: I've almost 8TB of music when I load it digitally (tape, records, etc) for real....This is like asking me to pick my favorite child (if I had a child let alone many to choose from). All across the spectrum I can find loves. Independent labels, Electronic, Techno, Hardcore, Minimal, Acid, House, Electro, Drum & Bass, Hip Hop, Psychobilly, Old Punk, 80's/new wave, and ethnic world are among the most common around these parts though. Also Swing, Oldies, Big Band, Rock, Blue Grass, Classical, Blues, Rockabilly, Acoustic, Ambient, Bhangra, Surf, Celtic, 8-bit, Industrial, Doo Wop, Reggae, Ska, Synth, old country.

Food: Big fan of breakfast, Italian, Mexican, grilled foods, crock pot cooking, macaroni and cheese and MAN if I don't enjoy a good sandwich!
The six things I could never do without
Outside of the necessities of Air, Water, Food, Shelter:

2.) My Literacy
3.) Humor
4.) Health Insurance & Sterilization
5.) A Comfortable Bed With Great Sheets And Many Pillows
6.) A Hoodie and sensible shoes (Mary Jane's or boots are my go to.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How on earth can a fully functional adult with choices ever find themselves "BORED"
-Psychology, Dialectics, Cognitive Science.
-Random non-sense like islands with trap doors, tree houses, wind up robots, sharks with lasers, cyborgs, dance know, awesome stuff!
On a typical Friday night I am
Something involving music, random shenanigans with a friend or at home listening to music and reading while petting a cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The dating world terrifies the shit out of me.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 31–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
-You are able to write more than a one sentence message such as "Hello, what's up?". PLEASE, if you want a response, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH!!!

You should NOT message me if:
-You are in any sort of intimate relationship or in the process of ending a relationship/carrying severe baggage from a past relationship.
-You do not have an image of yourself on your profile.