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Confusername

26 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm some guy who likes weird animals and riding around on bikes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working in a lab that does HIV vaccine research. I plan on going back to school in a year or so, but it's still kinda up in the air about what I'm going to be studying. In the meantime I'm fantasizing about living somewhere where I can own a cat and a dog and chickens and llamas and pygmy hippos. and a colony of naked mole rats. and a salt water tank full of giant cuttlefish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having creative impulses that I rarely follow through with.
The first things people usually notice about me
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knee scars
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like stuff by the likes of don delillo, david foster wallace, nabakov, italo calvino, cormac mccarthy, raymond chandler, ray bradbury, philip k. dick and eric carle.

Instead of listing the music that I'm into right now, I'll list the music that I can't help but come back to since early college/high school: Modest Mouse (lonesome crowded west and the moon and antarctica), Neutral Milk Hotel, Mirah, Built to Spill, Quasi, Pavement, Queen, Wilco, The Band, The Flaming Lips, The Kinks
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know. I really don't know. I'm adaptable. Everybody is. And I don't want to be one of those people that names organic compounds or elements. Cause they're fucking pseudonerds. I mean, what if we are eventually merged into some cloud computing super-organism? I guess we might still need some elementary particles and intangible things like time and information. But I don't know. I really don't know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about. the position my arms are in. the future of mankind. doing something different.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking beer with folks somewhere. reading/watching documentaries at home. smoking cigarettes cause I'm drunk (see above right).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientists-discover-mollusks-are-next-evolutionary,32902/

This is better if you ignore the social commentary.

I'm actually 8'5".
You should message me if
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- you have been staring at your computer for way too long and want to stop. Just message me and stop. Or message me and then look at a video that a friend of yours in LA posted on Facebook that is totally interesting and meaningful and beautiful and then stop. Or message me and then look at a video that is totally interesting and meaningful and beautiful and then see a link to a similar video that is totally interesting and meaningful and beautiful and watch that and then google the Voynich Manuscript half-way through because this video isn't as incredible as the last and something you just saw reminded you of it somehow and then see that there is a recent article in the New Scientist about it and how cryptographers still can't prove it's a hoax and then see a couple links down on Google that there is some Buzzfeed-type list of crazy stuff like the Voynich Manuscript, but then get bored of that and start googling gardening tips because the illustrations in the Voynich Manuscript reminded you of your neglected garden which you continue to neglect because you are learning so much.
- You know/are looking up what the Voynich Manuscript is
- You are worried about the effect the internet has on your life