Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sometimes I use words I don't know the meaning of so I sound more
I'm not your stereotypical Miamian. Hell, I'm not your
stereotypical gay guy. In a nutshell, I am a smart, funny,
non-scene guy looking for similar guys to hang out with and see
Here are some random factoids about me, in case you're
- I talk to myself. Out loud. At length. Often.
- It drives me crazy that when people pick up a "full" cup of
something on TV and in movies, it is distractingly obvious that
there is absolutely nothing inside the cup.
- Hipsters. Why?
- I'm a hardcore gamer. It's my form of stress relief.
- I'm not sure if I believe in ghosts or aliens, but I still get
scared that either of them will visit me in the middle of the
- I love all things Disney. I probably know more about the Disney
princesses than most 8-year-old girls.
- I don't understand tea. It's nothing but dirty water.
- I recently discovered I enjoy running and have been doing it
regularly for a little while now.
- Green beans are the devil.
- I love, love, love Unsolved Mysteries. The original series with
Robert Stack, not the crappy new version with that B-movie actor
guy on it.
After several experiences, I've learned that I am not into the
- those nutty, extreme liberals
- vegetarians, vegans, fruitarians, etc.
- all-weekend/every-weekend club/bar/party-goers
- hipsters (yes, twice)
- "artsy" types
- life coaches, whatever that is
- "new age" types
- guys who wear capri pants
So why am I on this site? Because I don't believe I'm going to find
the type of guy I'm interested in at a club or bar. First, because
I do not go to clubs or bars (not my scene). Second, because the
type of guy I'm interested in probably doesn't go to them either.
Unfortunately, that cuts my chances of meeting someone in my
regular social circles by about 97%. So I figure maybe the type of
guy I'm interested in came here for the same reasons I did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got my Masters in Mental Health Counseling. Then somehow ended up
writing for television news. Now I'm a technical writer for the
corporate branch of a global fuel broker. How I went from
counseling to technical writing is beyond me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- eating peanut butter
- correcting grammar
- making people laugh
- coming up with excuses to not work out today
- being inappropriate and/or awkward in most situations
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. So I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman or Raymond Carver. Tina Fey's
"Bossypants" is hysterical. Harry Potter, of course.
Movies: Lost in Translation, and most horror movies.
TV: Once Upon a Time, Modern Family, The Office, QI (BBC), Family
Guy, American Dad!, Bob's Burgers, Downton Abbey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- plastic straws
- lip balm
- air conditioning
- Reese's Pieces
- video games
- my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm very much a homebody, so most likely home reading, catching up
on TV shows/movies or playing video games after a run. I also like
to go out for dinner with my brother so we can talk about our
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ace of Base. Lots and lots of Ace of Base.
You should message me if
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You laughed at anything in my profile and would like to laugh some
You don't identify with the stereotypical gay "scene."
You can think of better ways to spend your weekends than at a club
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