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Coniption00

33 Miami, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:37am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sometimes I use words I don't know the meaning of so I sound more photosynthesis.

I'm not your stereotypical Miamian. Hell, I'm not your stereotypical gay guy. In a nutshell, I am a smart, funny, non-scene guy looking for similar guys to hang out with and see what develops.

Here are some random factoids about me, in case you're interested:

- I talk to myself. Out loud. At length. Often.

- It drives me crazy that when people pick up a "full" cup of something on TV and in movies, it is distractingly obvious that there is absolutely nothing inside the cup.

- Hipsters. Why?

- I'm a hardcore gamer. It's my form of stress relief.

- I'm not sure if I believe in ghosts or aliens, but I still get scared that either of them will visit me in the middle of the night.

- I love all things Disney. I probably know more about the Disney princesses than most 8-year-old girls.

- I don't understand tea. It's nothing but dirty water.

- I recently discovered I enjoy running and have been doing it regularly for a little while now.

- Green beans are the devil.

- I love, love, love Unsolved Mysteries. The original series with Robert Stack, not the crappy new version with that B-movie actor guy on it.

After several experiences, I've learned that I am not into the following:
- hipsters
- those nutty, extreme liberals
- hippies
- yogis
- vegetarians, vegans, fruitarians, etc.
- all-weekend/every-weekend club/bar/party-goers
- hipsters (yes, twice)
- "artsy" types
- life coaches, whatever that is
- "new age" types
- guys who wear capri pants

So why am I on this site? Because I don't believe I'm going to find the type of guy I'm interested in at a club or bar. First, because I do not go to clubs or bars (not my scene). Second, because the type of guy I'm interested in probably doesn't go to them either. Unfortunately, that cuts my chances of meeting someone in my regular social circles by about 97%. So I figure maybe the type of guy I'm interested in came here for the same reasons I did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got my Masters in Mental Health Counseling. Then somehow ended up writing for television news. Now I'm a technical writer for the corporate branch of a global fuel broker. How I went from counseling to technical writing is beyond me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- sleeping
- eating peanut butter
- correcting grammar
- making people laugh
- coming up with excuses to not work out today
- being inappropriate and/or awkward in most situations
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. So I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman or Raymond Carver. Tina Fey's "Bossypants" is hysterical. Harry Potter, of course.

Movies: Lost in Translation, and most horror movies.

TV: Once Upon a Time, Modern Family, The Office, QI (BBC), Family Guy, American Dad!, Bob's Burgers, Downton Abbey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- plastic straws
- lip balm
- air conditioning
- Reese's Pieces
- video games
- my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When's lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm very much a homebody, so most likely home reading, catching up on TV shows/movies or playing video games after a run. I also like to go out for dinner with my brother so we can talk about our weeks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ace of Base. Lots and lots of Ace of Base.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You laughed at anything in my profile and would like to laugh some more.

You don't identify with the stereotypical gay "scene."

You can think of better ways to spend your weekends than at a club or bar.