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ConjuredMacaw

27 Corona, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I should grow up. Nah.

Buuuut, I do grown-up things! I take some photos and earn cash which is neat. It's just like how you'd envision it: the shutter fires and the car pops up little dollar sign icons above it. Woo.

I'm usually silly, often facetious, and really good at just going with the flow. If you like to roll your eyes and hear lame jokes, I'm good at that. Talents, man.

I also like to do stuff! I want to visit zoos, museums, arcades, go hiking, see a comedy show, anything. Wanderlust is good, mmhm.
What I’m doing with my life
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Considering opening a fun business and also taking photos for a marketing company! That's the boring stuff. Nobody cares boo hiss.

So what I'm actually doing is getting out of the house and traveling as much as I can. Weekend trips are great. Board game nights are a reasonable replacement. I mean, I do watch netflix and nerd out on the internet like everyone else here, but that's a given I feel like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh just being relaxed and open to talking about anything while not getting my panties all knotted up. I'm pretty fair and try to stay rational.

Oh, and strategy games. LETS PLAY AHH. Civilization, anyone?

(hint: like abstinence, not wearing panties results in 100% success of knot-free!)
The first things people usually notice about me
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type 3 diabetes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current favorite books: Freakonomics, and American Savage.

DUDE I LOVE PODCASTS AND DOCUMENTARIES. Do you love podcasts?! Ahhh c'mon man lets nerd out about these things. NPR = bestPR.

My music tastes range from shit like Taylor Swift to Porcupine Tree to Bonobo. I've got a thing for female vocals just sayin'

Apparently I've burned off my tastebuds becuase I only eat the spiciest food available. We require more ghost pepper.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Optimism opossum
Time not spent working
Lovely friends (fuck the ugly ones)
Ugly friends (guys pls)
Rush hour traffic
Legs (i've got two. you?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophical ideas that would change the world if only I were more savvy with words.

Or how I can't wait to get home to play Mario Kart and Pokemon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not sucking dick.

Maybe sucking dick?

Dammit, I always fuck this question up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've actually never helped an old lady cross the street. Is this even a thing?

I keep Magic the Gathering cards under my bed to keep the monsters away.
You should message me if
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If you think we would be sweet buddies!

If you want to go to an amusement park and ride all the scary rides with me. You'd like to play frisbee with me. You want to visit all the museums and zoos.