Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should grow up. Nah.
Buuuut, I do grown-up things! I take some photos and earn cash
which is neat. It's just like how you'd envision it: the shutter
fires and the car pops up little dollar sign icons above it.
I'm usually silly, often facetious, and really good at just going
with the flow. If you like to roll your eyes and hear lame jokes,
I'm good at that. Talents, man.
I also like to do stuff! I want to visit zoos, museums, arcades, go
hiking, see a comedy show, anything. Wanderlust is good, mmhm.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Considering opening a fun business and also taking photos for a
marketing company! That's the boring stuff. Nobody cares boo
So what I'm actually doing is getting out of the house and
traveling as much as I can. Weekend trips are great. Board game
nights are a reasonable replacement. I mean, I do watch netflix and
nerd out on the internet like everyone else here, but that's a
given I feel like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oh just being relaxed and open to talking about anything while not
getting my panties all knotted up. I'm pretty fair and try to stay
Oh, and strategy games. LETS PLAY AHH. Civilization, anyone?
(hint: like abstinence, not wearing panties results in 100% success
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current favorite books: Freakonomics, and American Savage.
DUDE I LOVE PODCASTS AND DOCUMENTARIES. Do you love podcasts?! Ahhh
c'mon man lets nerd out about these things. NPR = bestPR.
My music tastes range from shit like Taylor Swift to Porcupine Tree
to Bonobo. I've got a thing for female vocals just sayin'
Apparently I've burned off my tastebuds becuase I only eat the
spiciest food available. We require more ghost pepper.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Time not spent working
Lovely friends (fuck the ugly ones)
Ugly friends (guys pls)
Rush hour traffic
Legs (i've got two. you?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophical ideas that would change the world if only I were more
savvy with words.
Or how I can't wait to get home to play Mario Kart and Pokemon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not sucking dick.
Maybe sucking dick?
Dammit, I always fuck this question up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've actually never helped an old lady cross the street. Is this
even a thing?
I keep Magic the Gathering cards under my bed to keep the monsters
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think we would be sweet buddies!
If you want to go to an amusement park and ride all the scary rides
with me. You'd like to play frisbee with me. You want to visit all
the museums and zoos.
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