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ConjuredMacaw

26 M Corona, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Self-summaries are odd. When I view someone's page, I see all of this information that I really want to grab onto and chat about but then I would likely end up writing an essay fit for a finals assignment. There are a lot of short informational bits to digest and I've been known to take a somewhat vague or obscure idea and run with it. So while that may lead to some moments of "ahhh wat to do halp!" it's probably a net positive.

On that note, I'm pretty introspective. I really take pride in being able to internalize random events and turn them into meaningful self-improvement moments. It's easy to blame others for things that have been done to you, but since we can really only control our part, why shouldn't we be more focused on our approach? Sometimes, you're your own best critic!

Opinions are sexy. Really, I think the best conversational chemistry I have are with people who take the time to come to conclusions on various and often silly topics. Also sexy: being rational. You have no idea how hot it makes me when people do the correct thing on a humanitarian level. Don't be a jerk, asshole! :)

I'm fairly career-driven, but it doesn't consume me. I work a lot, but I make time for the things that truly matter to me in life. You'll know that you're driven by your true passions when you're out until 3am and you know you have work that morning. Tomorrow may be brutal, but it's absolutely worth it.

I like happy people! I'm fortunate to not have any psychological issues or bouts of depression getting in my way -- thanks genetics! But really, what's the point of anger, rage, or being upset at the world? I suppose this goes back to being introspective. Find the shit that's bothering you and figure out how you can deal with it and get past it. Once you've done that enough, it's easier to realize that anger is a silly emotion. I can't remember anything I've done and said "Holy shit, this would be much more awesome if I were pissed the fuck off" Now I'll be up another few hours thinking of these corner cases. Yay.

I appreciate it when people explain how they feel about something. Emotions are great when used constructively. Everyone shames them or blames them when things go poorly. Embrace your feelings. I've met people who are proud to say that they avoid or suppress their emotions. I find myself asking "How do I feel about that?" in many situations. I feel like it's a nice blend of introducing emotions into logic and reason and not acting too impulsively or acting cold.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing something! I don't particularly enjoy being all alone without a thing to do. I love seeing museums, going to a zoo, finding a comedy club, tagging along with friends, playing a sport, traveling, staying up until 3am with friends on a weekend, or learning something new.

Fun and enjoyment is a large part of my life when I'm not working. I love board and card games! There's something fulfilling about sitting around a table with 7 other friends and having a fun gaming experience. I used to play many more video games than I do now, but I recently purchased a Wii U just to play some Mario Kart and I'm probably a lifelong Pokefan. Hey, it's a generational thing haha.

Of course, I'm also engaged in other 20-something activities like climbing the ranks at work and am on my way to being a homeowner. That's got me excited. I always wanted to buy my own sofa.
I’m really good at
I'm good at not being offended and I try to find the bright sides in life. There are bits of good in even the worst of situations. In the aftermath of Hitler, the Jewish folk were given their own nation. You just have to look hard enough :)
The first things people usually notice about me
While on the job it's that I have a camera in my hands. I promise that the camera doesn't cause me to become pretentious -- I was already that way of course!

When I'm not working, I can be found helping old ladies cross the street. With that in mind, probably my ass?

Physically, I'd like to believe that my awesome green eyes stand out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: Non-fiction and current events. I'm not sure this counts in the most technical sense, but I listen to audiobooks and podcasts as I have a fair amount of time to do so. I'd love to talk with fellow podcast listeners! Some favorites: Radiolab, Intelligence Squared, Stuff You Should Know, This American Life, Freakonomics, The Naked Scientist, The Skeptics' Guide, Savage Lovecast, Polyamory Weekly, Sex Nerd Sandra, etc!

Movie genres: Documentaries, psychological thrillers, non-mainstream comedy, and adventure films.

Music: 90s music, progressive rock, female vocalists -- Porcupine Tree and Rilo Kiley are favorites of mine from those genres. I've been listening to the new albums from Queens of the Stone Age and Foster the People a good deal lately. I'm also into progressive metal bands like Dream Theater and electronica like Bonobo and Purity Ring.

Food: Mexican and Italian yeah! I have a high tolerance for spiciness. I enjoy savory or sweet tastes, but I don't enjoy creamy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Games
Podcasts
Happiness
Transportation
Communication
Free will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe and why we're here
How small and insignificant our Earthly lives are in the grand scheme of the universe (multiverse?)
How to make the most of my time off work.
Why we're conscious
How to most effectively use my monies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out somewhere. Could be something like a card shop or it might be to somebody's house to see all of my friends. Sometimes I'm too tired from work and I just go home. Booo! (pssst, this is where you come in!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still not entirely comfortable with the idea of finding romance here. I believe that the best relationships begin as friends without an agenda. The best feelings I've had for others are ones that occur naturally and somewhat unexpectedly. With online dating, the moment you press send, you're assumed to have begun courting.

I've actually never helped an old lady across the street. Is this even a thing?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you think we would be sweet buddies!

If you want to go to an amusement park and ride all the scary rides with me. You'd like to play frisbee with me. You want to visit all the museums and zoos.