ConjuredMacaw
28 Corona, CA
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My self-summary
Upon further self-reflecting, I consider myself to be a type-B leader. I'm contemplative, easy-going, and know when to go with the flow. I manage operations in Southern California for an automobile photography company. Yay for sweet deals on wheels.

I'm frequently silly, often facetious, but I keep things in perspective. It may sound counter-intuitive but I'm also responsible and serious when needed. I'm also proficient in the ancient art of the dad joke.

I also like to do stuff! I want to visit zoos, museums, arcades, go hiking, see a comedy show, anything. Wanderlust is good, mmhm.
What I’m doing with my life
Considering purchasing a house or condo. I'm not entirely sure where, but it'll almost certainly be in Southern California. Currently, I am driving anywhere from San Diego to Ventura and anywhere in-between for my job. I need to calculate the exact center point of Southern California to optimize my commute, yeah!

Stuff I'm doing while not working: Going on awesome weekend trips with friends, playing board and card games at someone's house, trying to figure out how to be consistent with the gym, derping around on the internet, and going out hiking with the dog.
I’m really good at
Not getting angry easily. Our society would be so much better off if people weren't so easy to become riled up. While I may not agree with all viewpoints, everyone's viewpoint seems logical to themselves, so try to be more understanding.

Finding a way to see what I can improve on in any given situation instead of seeing the faults of others. You can only change your actions, so you may as well focus on improving them.

Oh, and strategy games. LETS PLAY AHH. Civilization, anyone?
The first things people usually notice about me
[Edit: I had "type 3 diabetes" here but too many people thought I wasn't kidding. I'm fine guys, I'm a healthy 20-something]

I cast spells with the proficiency of a level 9 wizard. Very potent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current favorite books: Freakonomics, and American Savage.

I LOVE PODCASTS AND DOCUMENTARIES. Do you love podcasts?! Ahhh c'mon man lets nerd out about these things. NPR = bestPR.

My music tastes range from shit like Taylor Swift, Porcupine Tree, Bonobo, Smashing Pumpkins, Fleetwood Mac, to Purity Ring. I've also got a thing for female vocals just sayin'

Apparently I've burned off my taste buds because I only eat the spiciest food available. We require more ghost pepper. Also, potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Optimism opossum
Time not spent working
Lovely friends (fuck the ugly ones)
Ugly friends (guys pls)
Rush hour traffic
Legs (i've got two. you?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophical ideas that would change the world if only I were more savvy with words.

Planetary sciences, statistical representations, convincing myself that being agnostic is the only correct answer and that I've slanted too far by claiming to be an atheist.

Birds. Always birds.

More likely thinking about how I can't wait to get home to play Mario Kart on the fancy entertainment box commonly referred to as a Wii U.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not sucking dick.

Maybe sucking dick?

Dammit, I always fuck this question up.

Definitely being a nerd, with or without the dick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've actually never helped an old lady cross the street. Is this even a thing?

I keep Magic the Gathering cards under my bed to keep the monsters away.
You should message me if
If you think we would be sweet buddies!

If you want to go to an amusement park and ride all the scary rides with me. You'd like to play frisbee with me. You want to visit all the museums and zoos.
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