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32 Montclair, NJ Man


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  • Ages 25–35
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Last online
Yesterday – 12:53pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Might want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)
My self-summary
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When I was a child, I had a terrible stutter. And I was so embarrassed by it that I rarely spoke in class. Couldn't get a word out. Needless to say I was the object of some ridicule. Because of my reticence, they assumed I was stupid, and the Massachusetts public school system designated me a Class "A" Moron. The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class held in the boiler room. My only other classmate was named Gilly. He'd fallen through the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes. They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work in a mill... Of course, I overcame the stutter in three languages. On to Princeton, Harvard, the top of the business world. I thought I'd blocked this out, but a thing like this brings back some old emotions. I feel like I'm back in that boiler room, making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live and work in Montclair and most of my family and friends are nearby, in and around NYC. I like where I am, love who I'm with, plan to stay.
I’m really good at
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crunch time
The first things people usually notice about me
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A good friend once told me, "I thought you sucked".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recently finished The Indispensable Man, Five Days at Memorial, I LoveYou More ThanYou Know; currently reading The Road, Watchmen ("the watchmaker" chapter is worth reading even on its own), and Lion in the North. Recently saw Birdman, Nightcrawler, Boyhood, The Babadook, Gone Girl, and enjoyed all of them. I'm loving the show Black Mirror, searching for a replacement for Game of Thrones and waiting for new South Park episodes. I've got 89.9/820/660, Chance the Rapper, Kanye, Run the Jewels, and Vampire Weekend on heavy rotation.

Hard to pick favorites but they surely include Fight Club, Lebowski, The Descent, The Departed, Cool Hand Luke, Let the Right One In, Coen Brothers, Fincher... Have seen some great documentaries since I last updated this, like The Act of Killing, Jiro, Man on Wire, King of Kong, and Blackfish... Sopranos, Simpsons, Louie, Eastbound and Down, Breaking Bad, Orphan Black, 30for30s, anything with Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig. Chris Farley and that era of SNL was my favorite growing up... I'm fiending for Chance with the Social Experiment, and Kanye. In the past I've been attached to Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, James Booker, lotta old rock and blues, Radiohead, Fiona Apple's Idler Wheel album... I usually latch on to something and listen obsessively, but I enjoy radio blocks and hearing new stuff, other people's favorite music. If you're really into it, I'll be excited to check it out. I'm eating vegetables "like a gorilla" apparently... drinking hot tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/friends, memory, body parts, beer, exercise, tv.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
TPS reports, animals, girls, sports, death, food, time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In custody, negotiating a plea agreement with Federal prosecutors