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Last online
Mar 2
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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When I was a child, I had a terrible stutter. And I was so embarrassed by it that I rarely spoke in class. Couldn't get a word out. Needless to say I was the object of some ridicule. Because of my reticence, they assumed I was stupid, and the Massachusetts public school system designated me a Class "A" Moron. The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class held in the boiler room. My only other classmate was named Gilly. He'd fallen through the ice as a child and was technically dead for 57 minutes. They taught us to sweep sawdust so we could find work in a mill... Of course, I overcame the stutter in three languages. On to Princeton, Harvard, the top of the business world. I thought I'd blocked this out, but a thing like this brings back some old emotions. I feel like I'm back in that boiler room, making little piles of sawdust while Gilly plays with himself in the corner.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in Montclair with a fantastic group of people. Most of my family and friends are nearby in and around NYC. I love where I am and who I'm with, plan to stay.
I’m really good at
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crunch time
The first things people usually notice about me
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A good friend once told me, "I thought you sucked".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I recently finished The Indispensable Man and Five Days at Memorial, reading The Road now, but mostly stick to the news; recently saw Birdman, Nightcrawler, Boyhood, The Babadook, Gone Girl, and loved all of them (especially Birdman and Babadook); I'm watching Black Mirror (just enjoy the brilliant first episode without any info going in), The Missing, South Park, Colbert (God I will miss you) and mostly binging on Game of Thrones; and I've got 89.9/820/660, Chance the Rapper, Kanye, Run the Jewels, and Vampire Weekend on heavy rotation in the car, where hidden in the CD sleeve of "Bossy Pants" there is an Eminem CD.

It's hard to pick favorites without leaving a ton out but thinking back on stuff that moved me a lot in some way, they surely include Fight Club, Lebowski, The Descent, The Departed, Cool Hand Luke, Let the Right One In, pretty much anything with Will Ferrell, Coen Brothers, David Fincher... Love a good documentary like The Act of Killing, or Blackfish (I've seen it twice and my god, that's probably enough)... we watched a lot of movies as kids in our family, so I can hang with most people when it comes to dropping choice quotes... Sopranos, Simpsons, Louie (and all the stand up specials), Family Guy, Eastbound and Down, Breaking Bad, Orphan Black, 30for30s (the Tanya Harding one is amazing)... I'm fiending for Chance the Rapper's next album with the Social Experiment to drop, same with Kanye, but in the past I've been obsessed with Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Fiona Apple and various other albums or songs... I tend to latch on to something and listen obsessively to myself, but I enjoy radio blocks, new stuff, hearing other people's favorite music. I'm eating pickles, drinking hot tea.
The six things I could never do without
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Family/friends, memory, body parts, beer, exercise, tv.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
TPS reports, animals, girls, sports, death, food, politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In custody, negotiating a plea agreement with Federal prosecutors
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