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27 M Mount Laurel, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:12am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on masters program
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was Time Magazine's person of the year in 2006.
I've never had a cavity.
I won a spelling bee when I was 9.
I make people feel short.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wait, you mean outside of working for corporate America?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Public speaking
and coincidentally dodging questions I don't feel like answering.
Maybe I should become a politician?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ankles. The ladies just can't resist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes. Those are all my favorite things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Contact lenses. I'm blind. So very very blind.
My big bed
Social interaction
A means of transportation significantly faster than running.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Hmm... Why did I walk into this room?"

Also, why do so many people on this site say "I love to have fun"?
Of course you love to have fun. That's literally the whole point of fun, to enjoy it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I traveled through 25 states in 8 days and cheated death twice.
I had a job at 9 years old making $200/ hour.
I once had a 10 inch afro.
You've never met anyone with my first name.
This profile is only half serious.
I still like Limp Bizkit.

If your answer to this section says "then it wouldn't be private lol" or "wouldn't you like to know ;)" or something along those lines... congratulations, you're neither funny nor creative and most likely a black hole of fun.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have no desire to lock me in a dungeon and demand I put the lotion in the basket...... well... we can talk about that one.

Honestly, I just like to hang out with like minded individuals who can find humor in just about every situation.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. Sometimes chaos and disorder are needed to keep things interesting.