Just looking for a fun-filled, action-packed adventure that you and the whole family can enjoy on VHS.

My name's Connor
Google chrome says it's misspelled.
Connor means lover of wolves but man,
I've never met a wolf in my life.

I know it says I'm looking for "casual sex." What I really meant was "casual sax." If anyone here can nonchalantly play the sax, I'd love to know.

Aspiring sociology teacher.
Denver, CO
Scorpio
ENFP
Unlovable

Inconsistent traveler and couch surfer, though those days are mostly over now that I have to earn an income. I'd love to hitch-hike back up to Portland.

I keep my house open as a general safe haven for travelers passing through my part of town. (You can find me on couchsurfing.org)

I am politically aware and politics are important to me but I hate talking politics.

I'm a big fan of music with bad production value. I've learned to enjoy IDM.

I'm part of a "band" and by that, I mean that I am part of a talentless duo who can somewhat play an instrument. We call ourselves Ja Sveen and the Rock Giant. Our first EP should be done by the end of Spring.

I get drunk and play bad folk punk songs that nobody likes at parties filled with nobody I like.

I'm at a lot of shows in Denver. Last show I saw was Andrew Jackson Jihad (they killed it, by the way.)

I don't like closed minds or extremists.

I'm an inconsistent optimist.

Free Pizza for Life.

Working at a bookstore and selling thousands of copies of Fifty Shades of Grey to the tackiest people you will ever know.

I dream of moving to Portland.

Hoping to head back to college next fall, and pursue a major in turtle catching or something equally as hardcore.

Catch me at your local shin digs and yinyangs, and sometimes, your local spath house.

Singing badly
Making jokes that nobody gets
Intellectually stimulating bathroom graffiti
Asking the old gods for better crops this year
Surprised Seth Rogan impressions
Drawing portraits of people that end up looking like other people

My rock 'em sock 'em robots I take with me everywhere

Books- The Count of Monte Christo, Catcher in the Rye, Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Movies- Kill Bill, I Am Sam, I Am Legend, RENT, Black Swan, The Fall, Spirited Away, Hard Candy, Seven Pounds, 50/50, Funny People.

Shows- Portlandia, Wilfred, Louie, The Office, Community, Archer, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dad, Scrubs, Angry Boys, Modern Family, The Colbert Report/The Daily Show With John Stewart.

Music- My taste is all over the places these days. I'm not gonna be that douchebag who puts up his whole music collection, so I'll leave just a few. Currently listening to Death Grips, Dr.Octagon, Flying Lotus, Algernon Cadawallader, Jeff Rosenstock (from Bomb the Music Industry), Moon Bandits, Snowing, and some other stuff.

Food- I try to eat organically.

My eyebrows. I'd look like a freak without my eyebrows.

I have six of them.

What it's like to have only two eyebrows.

Knee deep in self awareness.

I may or may not be famous Hollywood actor, Bill Cosby.

you don't mind that under my shirt is another shirt and under that shirt is another, and beneath that shirt is yet another shirt.

(Realtalk time)
Message me if you believe in local artists, and see money as the main issue with modern music.
And if you believe that in order to live life, you must actively live it. Those people are always fun.
I'm here mostly to meet some new people to hang out with or maybe go on a couple light dates and just relax because it's hard to meet people on the outskirts of a suburb that seems to be overrun with tweens. I know my questions make me sound like a horny douchebag who is just out for a quick lay, but I promise I am here just to meet new people.

Yes, I am into kinky sex. Yes, I enjoy sex. Yes, if someone is attractive to me and not a dick, I would like to have sex with them. That does not mean I'm looking for a quick lay from anyone, that does not mean I expect a quick lay from anyone, and that does not mean I will ask or push for a quick lay. My objective here is not to get into anyone's pants or make anyone uncomfortable with my preference in sexual satisfaction. Attempting to find a screw buddy through the internet seems like an awfully horrible process, anyway. To even really be sexually stimulated, I have to be somewhat invested in somebody.

No, I am not looking for love. I'm fuckin' 19 years old. That does not mean I am not open to love or something serious. I'd love to find someone I find truly engaging and charming, and I would love to find someone I can spend time with, and I would take that over a one-night stand any day of the week.

Does any of this make me a better person? No.
I'm not saying all this to impress anyone, I'm not saying any of this to prove what a "nice guy" I am (because God knows the world is filled with them.) I'm just making it very clear that I'm not a predatory person.

If I sent you a message, it's because I find you (or my brief perception of you) interesting, and you seem like someone worth getting to know. Basically I just am trying to find someone to get to know. I'm not here expecting anything but a couple dates.