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31 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Very often
Christianity, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"So much larger than life"

Irish traveller (not of the gypsy kind so our wedding won't be shown on TV and involve rings flown in by helicopter and kids dressed like hookers). I make a habit of being everywhere I shouldn't be and not being where I

For ten years I dedicated a lot of my life to caring for people with severe autism and intellectual difficulties. Then one day in April I decided to drop it all and go back to full time studies. I'm now doing a masters in International Political Economy which means weekday drinking is never a guilty thing to do.

About me personally.....Oh just your average Irishman. Interests include the usual such as traveling and music ( to see what I am generally listening to ) and then others like history, politics (I'm a bit of a nerd) and spending way too much time reading. Oh yeah, and going out, I quite like that. I want new friends to explore London and possibly a sugar daddy as I will be a poor student for a year at least :)

I have a phobia of ketchup. Many people find this weird but I can assure you there are many of us out there. I am also learning Danish. Even I don't know why I am doing that but needless to say I am a bit quirky. I currently only have a few sentences

I quite like architecture too. I like to get my hands on architecture magzines, even just for the pictures. Buildings can be purty.

"try it out, take a chance, you can do it, try it out"
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for a charity caring for people with severe autism and about to start a masters in International Political Economy. Quite a dichotomy. I like to keep people surprised.

I am currently working for a charity which I have dedicated myself to for 10 years which involves caring for people with severe autism and intellectual difficulties. It's challenging work but for that reason it is fulfilling work and I love it.

"What do you know about this world, anyway"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of nothing I suppose. I'm not one to brag, you'll have to find out for yourself!
The first things people usually notice about me
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If you're foreign, it's usually my accent. It's not a strong Irish accent but it's there. I say "tree" for "three" and "dem" for "them". My smile. Oh and the ginger beard. You can touch it if you want.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Noise flies high"

Music? I could go on and on but check to get an idea.
Nothing beats disco. The world needs more disco.

If it's something historical, I'll devour it.

I have a phobia of ketchup. I have a massive sweet tooth. I am a huge wino, red or white. Alcoholic perhaps? Well I am Irish. I suppose the best way to get in to my pants is lots of chocolate and wine

Battlestar Galactica up until mid season 3 is porn for me. I have a habit of contextualising TV with the world at that time. Blame the historian in me. Remake of House of Cards was slick and well-written, second season less so. Walking Dead is great but they need more gore and less character development and this season 4 they finally got a good bit right. I can debate the social and political nuances of Mad Men for hours. Does anyone else think the same as me when I say the season 6 is the best yet? My guilty pleasures are Veronica Mars (yes I did donate money to the cause of the movie)and Greys Anatomy (I watch it with my mum, it's our bonding thing). Newsnight is my late need geekathon. And Veep. I love Veep

"Oh and has the President called?"

Film is all over the place really. I'll watch most things but I don't watch enough films. I need friends big in to films
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wine. A book. Phone. Disco. Ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"....leavin' me 'ouse"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I like to work weekend nights. Keeps me out of harms way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a penchant for drunken kleptomania. I have woken up with some odd possessions after a night out. I dont rob other people's shit but just odd stuff.
You should message me if
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If you can take my un-PC sense of humor and are not easily offended. Oh and get where at least 3 of the random quotes/lyrics I threw in to this profile come from

Oh and if you're Christopher Abbott or Brett McKenzie