Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in the process of sloowwly updating my profile. I kinda wrote
it like, 5 years ago and change bits and pieces as I grow/change as
a meat popcicle (points if you get the reference.)
I'm 27 years old and am a father of two living in south philly. If
you get past that last sentence, you're in for a treat:
Never been good at these so I'm gonna give you the simple as I can
run down of me:
I'm the type who likes being in a relationship but can just go with
the flow, usually gives more than i get and takes it, hopeless
romantic stubborn asshole sweetheart, looking to fall again type of
guy. That's me.
I'm sarcastic, crude, loud and outspoken. Cocky at times but not
conceited. Often described as the perfect combo of sweetheart and
asshole, which I take as a compliment.
I'm not hard to please, but I know what I want.
I don't waste time or play games. If you do, go date a Parker
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have 50/50 custody of my oldest daughter, which makes up the
majority of my time. I'm currently working as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Psychology and the art of reading people, being an artist, being a
father, video games, cooking, eating, adventuring, and probably
other things. Let me know if you discover any.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my stretched ears or my addictive personality
Yes Boba Fett is on my arm.
My friends tell me I'm awesome, or insane, or their favorite
local...who am I to argue?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: no books specifically, but I enjoy Hemingway, Poe, Lovecraft,
Rice, Thatcher, Kafka, and Burton, just to name a few.
Movie: depends on the genre. Mostly horror, action, and sci
fi/fantasy. Old cheesy horror movies do it for me but todays stuff
is garbage. Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter have
become staples in my life, oh and porn because let's face it,
everyone likes porn for one reason or another. Even you. Don't lie
to yourself, you know you do.
Music: music gives me a proverbial hard on. I love music and as
cliche as it is, I really listen to all types of music, some just
more than others.
Billy Talent + Awolnation × A Day To Remember / T Pain = my musical
equation to life
Food: sushi, Indian, Greek, Chinese, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my daughters, camel menthols, music, the Phillies, my car and my
gaming consoles. My job should be a given as well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life and where mine is going.
What tattoo I should draw/get next. (Probably my kraken)
Body mods obviously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either working or with my daughters, out with friends, or just
sitting home watching movies or playing video games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a scoundrel who doesn't care what people say. The rush is worth
the price I pay.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're all about that bass.
If you're awesome.
if "you be tails, I'll be sonic" rings any bells
if you look seven kinds of juicy like a slice of cantaloupe.
Glasses and tattoos are my favorite accessories on a girl.
Green or blue eyes are an almost automatic win.
Red heads or Irish girls are my kryptonite.
I like my women curvy.
I dont mean to imply that I'll only date girls with the previously
mentioned features, I'm just stating what I like. Looks aren't
everything, seriously. If you don't look like what I've mentioned
and I messaged you, well obviously I see something there that I
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