He is involved with an underground renegade media piracy group that coordinates the free distribution of movies, music, books, and audiobooks to the common people. (That was only very slightly inaccurate. Clues as to his real career can probably be found scattered around our profile.) She's a part-time wageslave saving up money to eventually cast off the chains of the corporate overlord. Though we'd settle for a slightly better-paying corporate overlord. Baby steps! Between the two of us, we're pretty much a sampler platter of whatever assorted geekery you could imagine.
We're exclusively emotionally committed to each other, but we also like to have playmates (single or coupled) over from time to time. If you're only applying for standard friendship, that's cool too, but we like to think we offer an attractive array of benefits. Flexible hours, unique training and education opportunities, a very therapeutic health and wellness program...Sorry, no Dental!
We get along best with educated, politically left-leaning geeky types. We're both bi, so it doesn't really matter what shape your noodle represents in the alphabet soup that is the gender spectrum, as long as you're attracted to both of us. For those of you who are only after her, we regret to inform you that, like a quart of ice cream and a sense of crippling regret, we are strictly a package deal!