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27 Colorado Springs, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–43
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:44am
Hispanic / Latin, White
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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We're a playful couple of nerds that have just recently moved to Colorado Springs. Separate bank accounts, joint profile; just how we roll. Between the two of us, we're pretty much a sampler platter of whatever assorted geekery you could imagine.

We're exclusively emotionally committed to each other, but from time to time we also like to involve other lovely people to explore new sides of physical intimacy that we might not discover between just us two. Life's too short to not see what happens when new variables are introduced to the equation! If you're only applying for standard platonic friendship, that's cool too, but we like to think we offer an attractive array of "benefits". Flexible hours, unique training and education opportunities, a very therapeutic health and wellness program...Sorry, no Dental!

Either way, potential for long-term friendship is important! We get along best with educated, politically left-leaning geeky types. We're pretty open-minded, so it doesn't really matter what shape your noodle represents in the alphabet soup that is the gender spectrum, as long as you're into both of us or someone's into each of us. For all you straight single guys who are only after her, we regret to inform you that (like a quart of ice cream and a haunting sense of crippling regret) we are strictly a package deal!

We've also made a pretty permanent decision to not have kids. Though kids aren't a dealbreaker, we'd prefer to serve as your occasional getaway from them. If finding time for childfree hang outs is excruciatingly difficult, we might not be your cup of tea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Living a cheeseburger life on a hamburger budget.

- Still waiting on a response from the Evil League of Evil. But our application is strong this year! A letter of condemnation from the Catholic Church!

- Burning an effigy of Sallie Mae.

- Currently very relieved to have moved out of Indianapolis, and looking forward to enjoying all that Colorado has to offer. This is partly because we're now fortunate enough to both be working some awesome full-time jobs where we get paid to help people. She does social work. He teaches computer classes and uses the magic of cutting edge technology to bring forth the very images from your mind's eye into physical existence from thin air (it's amazing how many people this doesn't impress!)

But mostly we're glad to have moved because we can once again start blaming our perpetually messy apartment on just having moved in. Fair warning, we might milk that excuse for a good year or so. Now we're just focusing on keeping our mischievous bunny from tearing apart the damn place. Alas, to a critter with oversized incisors, every problem looks like a carrot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Her: Being intolerably silly, statistics, nerf-gun ambushes, poking (not to be confused with booping!), TV-Troping, cuddling animals, making cookies, wrangling runaway bunnies, and driving crowbars into zombie skulls on Dead Island, or punching the shit out of Psycho's on Borderlands. Who says girls always have to play healers!

Him: Tolerating an intolerable amount of silliness, building computers, sapping sentries, reading bedtime stories (Yes, he does the voices!), cooking. Pretending he's horrible at cooking so that she will feel bad and do the cooking. He's about as good at writing epic plotlines for Tabletop RPG's as she is at derailing them.

Both: Redditting, Laughing at stupid people on relationship advice forums whose problems could easily be solved with a simple adult conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Our comical discrepancy in size and height. He is big and tall, and she is short and tiny (except in two very key areas...)

Seriously though, it's gotten to the point where craning her neck up to kiss presents a danger to spinal health. We've defaulted to showing affection by having him kiss the top of her head while she eats his shirt buttons. It might sound adorable, but shirts add up, man!

Shits getting pretty real on the weight loss side of things though, so if that's what's stopping you, well, that's understandable...I dunno, come back in a year or so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Both - His Dark Materials, Richard Dawkins, Discworld
Her - Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Omnivore's Dilemma, Marquis de Sade, Manga in general
Him - The Dark Tower, The Shadow of the Wind, anything by Joe Abercrombie, Game of Thrones, Carl Hiaasen, Bernard Cornwell's Saxon Tales because fuck yeah vikings!

Both - Shawn of the Dead, Serenity, Amelie, Moonrise Kingdom, Assorted Miyazaki movies
Her - Musicals, Disney princesses, Dreamworks, Beetlejuice, Rocky Horror
Him - Idiocracy, Thank You For Smoking, Inception, Hot Fuzz, Everything Is Illuminated, Brave

Both - Archer, Firefly, Attack on Titan, Game of Thrones
Her - A history of shameful reality wedding TV shows. And animal cops / anything Animal Planet.
Him - Louie, Maron, Dexter, Damages, Bored to Death, Pushing Daisies, Walking Dead, Mad Men, Sherlock, Girls, Downton Abbey, Veep, Vikings, Breaking Bad, Futurama, The Thick of It

Her - Classic rock, Metal, David Bowie, Rolling Stones, Blue Oyster Cult
Him - Would rather be listening to audiobooks or podcasts. If he's writing, it'll be some theme-appropriate movie or game soundtrack.

Both - Mediterranean, Indian, Sushi, Cookies
Her - Parmesan, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Gouda, Bleu, Brie
Him - Grill me a cheese
Her - What?!
Him - *sob*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen
2. A functioning circulatory system
3. Wate-

Him: Seriously? You're gonna do one of those?
Her: Yes! It's my list!
Him: Fine, but you've wasted 3, keep going...

4. Pokemon
5. Bunny
6. Custom-modded Raider CS-35 Nerf gun

1. The internet
2. A d20
3. A thesaurus
4. Comedy podcasts (UYD, KatG, MBMBAM, Judge John Hodgman, PADLC)
5. Nook
Aaaaand (watch and learn, gentlemen)...
6. My wonderful girlfriend
Bam! That's how it's done!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- "What the hell was I about to do when I Alt-Tabbed just a minute ago!?"

- "Is it a good time to move to Sweden yet?"

- How completely overdone it is to mention the zombie apocalypse in your OkCupid Profile.

- How, inevitably, the kind of people we get along with best are still totally the kind of people who mention the zombie apocalypse in their OkCupid profiles (we love you all, dearies!).

- We filled the profile completion bar to 100% and didn't even get a cheevo? Screw this! We're gonna build our own dating site! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the dating site!

- Did Zynga or EA buy out OkCupid? Cuz this right here is some Pay to Win bullshit! Seriously though, it's mind-boggling to try to keep track of all the dumb changes they keep making to this site. We'd mark ourselves as something other than "Single" for accuracy but apparently that removes you from search results entirely unless people find the rather obscure option to search specifically for that, even if you're just looking for "New Friends".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We like having board/video game or movie nights, or we might go into the city to explore somewhere we haven't been. You could convince us to do karaoke but you do so at your own peril. Seriously, we'll need you to sign a liability release form.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- He's watched 7 seasons of Doctor Who and still can't decide if it's actually good. Capaldi though...this might be the season.

- She never really liked Arrested Development. She says that's not something she keeps private but he insists it goddamn ought to be!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're hoping we'll message you! Thing is, we're naturally pretty slow to initiate a message because we understand that being approached by a couple can be offensive or at least annoying for most people. So unless your profile has some kind of signal (usually a match question) that you'd be into us, we're probably not going to initiate unless there's something on your profile that makes us think you're so AMAZING that it's worth flying into the bug zapper of disapproval just to see if we click. It's less that we're shy, and more that we try to err on the side of respect.

- You only make the plans that you intend to keep, and when you can't keep them, you give us some decent notice.

- You're emotionally mature and can handle an open conversation about your no-no places. (Or "yes-yes places" if you're a glass-half-full type)