We're exclusively emotionally committed to each other, but from time to time we also like to involve other lovely people to explore new sides of physical intimacy that we might not discover between just us two. Life's too short to not see what happens when new variables are introduced to the equation! If you're only applying for standard platonic friendship, that's cool too, but we like to think we offer an attractive array of benefits. Flexible hours, unique training and education opportunities, a very therapeutic health and wellness program...Sorry, no Dental!
Either way, potential for long-term friendship is important! We get along best with educated, politically left-leaning geeky types. We're pretty open-minded, so it doesn't really matter what shape your noodle represents in the alphabet soup that is the gender spectrum, as long as you're into both of us. For those of you who are only after her, we regret to inform you that, like a quart of ice cream and a sense of crippling regret, we are strictly a package deal!
Though kids aren't a dealbreaker, we'd prefer to serve as your occasional getaway from them. If finding time for childfree hang outs is excruciatingly difficult, we might not be your cup of tea.