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Cooknpunk

35 Milwaukee, WI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So, I figured it was high time to update this thing, since I've been here for almost a year now. My name is Ryan, I like whiskey, tattoos, great food, nerdy pursuits, science, the distillation of spirits, the reaction of yeast with simple sugars and hops, the mountains, occasional loud music, a good day on the golf course, long weekends, clean sheets, and travel. Obviously, that isn't everything that I love, but a tidy little list.

I'm an INTJ, if you're into that whole thing. That being said, sometimes I find it hard to meet new people, unless we have shared interests, then I'll be your best bud. Going out and trying to meet people can be a challenge because I find mindless small talk quite boring, I'd really rather not talk about the weather, I know what it's doing out there, thank you very much.

I really, really hate writing these damn things, I feel like some sort of car salesman, and I really suck at selling things. If I had to sell myself though, I guess I would have to go with my strongest selling point; I'm a pretty damn good cook, so good in fact, that people actually pay me for it. It's pretty awesome. What's even better, I generally work a typical 9-5er M-F, and get to travel for work. Definitely not something most chefs get to enjoy. Was it worth moving to Milwaukee for? You bet your ass it was. The only thing missing, now that I have actual free time, is a kick ass lady to spend said free time with. Can the internet come through for me?
What I’m doing with my life
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Working hard, playing hard and trying to learn more artisanal things. I think people have gotten too far away from the craft of the old world and working with our hands.

I'm pretty into the rockabilly world too, love rat rods and car shows, and classy pin up ladies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking and strange trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses, tattoos, or the fact that I'm quite tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Paddle Your Own Canoe, Altered Carbon, Lord of the Barnyard, food porn, Catcher in the Rye, Gatsby, Palahniuk, Sedaris, Stephenson, Bradbury

Movies: The Big Lebowski, the new Batman trilogy, Star Wars, Sin City, Die Hard (best Christmas movie ever), The Lord of the Rings, Happiness, John Waters films, 007

Shows: Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Bored to Death

Music: Hank 3, The Misfits, The Bouncing Souls, Charlie Parker, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, .357 String Band, The Chop Tops, Dale Watson, Black Flag, Social Distortion, The Quakes

Food: Any and all, as long as it didn't arrive at its destination precooked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Great music, good food, whiskey, coffee, my family, a comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New foods to cook, how much longer I must wait till my latest cured meat will be ready to eat, social inequality, the current state of political affairs in America, where I would like to travel to, how much I hate pants (sometimes)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not sure my Fridays are ever typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm composed mostly of dihydrogen monoxide.
You should message me if
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You want to know more, and/or would enjoy having a nice meal and a great conversation. Please, please know the difference between their, there, and they're. Even better if you're a fan of the Oxford comma.