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CoolNinjaThm

25 / F / straight / Single

Columbus, Ohio

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English

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I am dorky, shy, and caffeinated.

My Self-Summary

I'm sitting in a coffee shop with 8 books, 6 notebooks, 8 pens (ok, one's a pencil), and 2 cups (one filled with coffee one with water). However, I'm desperately trying to avoid getting to work. I bet I look very impressive to most of the other people here, though.

In general, this is how I spend my time. It has its moments, and I can't really complain. As far as work goes, this really is my ideal gig.

I like deadlines. I like pressure. This is particularly good given what I do, but it works in all arenas of my life. What? 25 people will be eating in my home in an hour and a half? No problem. I make stuff happen in ways that boggle even my own mind. I'm crazy good at high stress.

One reason I don't like being in photos is because I'm always shocked at how short I am when I look at them later. In my head, I'm at least as tall as you are. I'm also far too stubborn to admit that I need help opening this jar of salsa that I've had for 4 weeks now. Because I'm just wearing it down slowly, that's all.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm getting a PhD. Grrr. Despite how close I am to finishing, I have no idea what's next. I'll probably join the circus in some capacity, or maybe be one of those crazy homeless people... (also 'close' is in PhD comic time, here)

I’m really good at

-Telling Math jokes. Really, telling any kind of awesomely cheesy jokes.
-Drinking coffee, if I ever find a coffee drinking contest, I will dominate.
-Splashing in puddles.
-Playing the kazoo.
-Running very slowly for long amounts of time.

The first things people usually notice about me

I puff up my cheeks when something is bugging me and I can't figure it out. So, probably that I resemble a blowfish.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I suck at oscillating between things, and I read kinda slow, so that means I have to avoid most pleasure reading until I'm done with school. I make an exception for Terry Pratchett, and my favorite books are mostly classic sci fi.

Bad black and white horror films. I got into them in high school when they were playing in the background while I was waiting to go into a haunted house. I don't know why, but they're mind numbingly awesome.

I like classical music. If I'm sitting around and want music playing just to enjoy, that's my pick (this does not mean I'm capable of intelligent discussions about it, I just like it). I sometimes like to go out country line dancing (I know, I know) and so I guess that means I like country music? By the same reasoning I like a lot of middle eastern music.

I love seafood. Otherwise, I'm pretty much a vegetarian.

The six things I could never do without

Coffee -- I love everything about coffee. I drink at least 4 cups a day, and it often replaces meals for me. If you bring me coffee, I will be yours forever. Though I already owe my soul to 9 people, so keep that in mind.

colored pens and blue paper -- I color code everything I work on, and blue paper is easier for me to read on... by far... I print out textbooks on blue paper.

clouds -- I know tons of people who want blue skies all the time. I am not one of these. I like overcast. I like rain. I like thunder and lightning.

running shoes -- I run for about an hour a day, pretty slowly, and unfortunately mostly inside now. I'm far from a health nut, but the activity is nice.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I've been really into politics recently. That started while I was living in perhaps the most liberal city in the country with a republican. I don't recommend this.

I guess my work, though no more than anyone else, I think?

Also sillier things. Coming up with Pinky and the Brain worthy schemes makes me happy.

And photography, though not as much since I've gotten back.

On a typical Friday night I am

Cooking for my friends. I only really get a chance to cook once a week, so it's a bit of a tradition. Last weeks was not so good, and I doubt anyone will let me forget it. (I burned soup... Hence I have removed cooking from the 'I'm really good at' section)

You should message me if

You want to chat about anything. I'm always up for wasting time when I should be working.

Especially if you want to chat about:
World Domination
How to make a proper snow fortress (I need to learn)
Recipes for Thai food
How awesome I am

Also, if you see nothing contradictory in running 3 miles to the Dunkin Donuts, sitting and enjoying breakfast, then running back. If you would like to go on said run with me, all the better.