I am Sagacious, Audacious, and Perspicacious.
My Self-Summary
Okay, I'll be honest. Self-summarization isn't my strong suit, so
bear with me here. The question always becomes, what tone should I
take? Should I try to dazzle you with my wit and charm? Play my
cards a little closer and go for mysterious? How about wacky? That
might be fun. Matter-of-fact? Possibly a little boring. How about I
go with conversational? Hard to tackle, since you're not talking
back, but I'll give it a go.
I believe myself to be an intelligent and attractive liberal who
was born and raised in Seattle. I'm a closet geek who at one point
could recite a very large portion of Monty Python and the Holy
Grail. Don't ask me to try now, it's been WAY too long. I'm a
pretty big beer geek as well, and while I'm generally not a snob
about it, I can certainly talk your ear off if you care to listen.
In that regard, I'm often found at the
Uber Tavern where beer geekery is a
way of life. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a lush, I'm just a fan of
interesting beers.
If you were beginning to think that all I do is drink, think again!
I also smoke. Yeah, I know. Haven't had any luck kicking the habit
yet.
Now that we've got my vices out of the way, why not move on to
temperament? I'm an easygoing guy who's almost always found with a
book in my hand when there's down time. Other people find me to be
a stabilizing influence - A friend used to call me her "cool, minty
center". I'm solid and dependable with a soft touch.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as a producer for a video game company in
Kirkland. I enjoy the hell out of my job, and get to work with a
ton of intelligent and passionate people.
I’m really good at
Lots of things. I seem to be able to pick up most things very
quickly.
Except for rope bondage. I'm TERRIBLE at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the blue eyes or the smile. Depends on the day.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Authors: Douglas Rushkoff, Ray Kurzweil, Noam Chomsky, Roger
Zelazny, Neil Stephenson, Gene Wolfe, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck
Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Umberto Eco.
Movies: Princess Bride, Fight Club, Godfather, I <3 Huckabees,
Trading Places, Citizen Kane, North By Northwest, Dark Knight,
Titus, Zoolander.
Music: Tom Waits, Van Morrison (Astral Weeks), Pink Floyd,
Soundgarden, Vampire Weekend, Green Day, The Beatles, Bjork, David
Bowie, Girl Talk, Sam Cooke, Velvet Underground.
Food: After reading The Omnivore's Dilemma, I'm doing my best to
eat sustainable, local, naturally raised food as much as I can. I
can't help but import artisan cheese though.
The six things I could never do without
1) Books
2) Cheese - Yeah, I'd sooner give up beer.
3) Satisfying and fulfilling work
4) Teh Internets
5) Family
6) Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self-improvement
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about with friends, or possibly lounging on the couch at
home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
The UFC is a guilty pleasure of mine.
You should message me if
A) You're a model.
B) You're a rocket scientist.
C) You're both a model AND a rocket scientist.
D) You love Tom Waits.