I'm looking for some incredibly good friends. Someone to talk with primarily online. Possibly hang out with offline too, but since I'm a hermit I'm not too sure about that. But seriously, I can't stress this enough. I am *not specifically looking to meet people offline*. I don't think people read this when they skim my profile because the last few messages I've gotten have been "U seem cool. Lets meet for coffee!". The last thing I want to do is meet you for coffee. Can't we just be friends?
I enjoy joking around and laughing. A lot. I hate being made to take stuff seriously because really, there's only so much serious stuff a person can take. My sense of humor can best be described as dry. In fact, I'm using it right now. I also use a lot of hyperbole and parody. If you don't know me well you might not know it's parody. It's okay to ask. I can also be downright silly, but that's sorta spontaneous and I can't quite conjure it just editing a profile. You'll just have to catch me some other time. :P
There, now I've put a smiley so you know how just fun and exciting I can be.
I was born and raised in Washington DC, which is neither in VA nor MD as some people seem to think it is. I sold out several years ago and moved to the boondocks and I still have mixed feelings about this. On a more or less related note, I'm not looking for local people. Local people are right outside my door - some are even right in my house! When I'm on the World Wide Web it infers, at least to me, that I'd like to meet people all over the world.
I'm polyamorous - the normal kind, not the fetish kind. All this needs to mean to you is that I expect you not to go into some jealous rage on me, and in return I'm not going to go into some jealous rage on you. Ever. Strictly speaking I'm bisexual but I love love LOVE men. Women are fine too. But men are my soft spot. That said, I'm intimidated by couples. As much as I may fantasize about being tag-teamed by, say, really hot legally-aged twins of either gender, I am not up for the Husband & Wife Duo. I just feel weird mixing apples and oranges. We can still be friends.
I score INTP pretty consistently both with shrinks as well as the dorky online tests. I don't necessarily agree that I am INTP, although it fits pretty well. I could also do ENTJ, but if a gun were held to my head I'd have to describe myself as INSTP. If you just said to yourself, "Wait a minute, there's no INSTP!", I'm going to think it's adorable how much of a rule-follower you are. Don't get me started on Enneagram! 5w9. What!
I love geeks. So far any flavor of geek seems to be fine with me. I am also a geek, but not the sort that one tends to think about when one thinks of geeks. Maybe I'm more of an UnGeek.
I live under a rock. I don't go out much and I don't really keep tabs on what's going on in the external world, although I do plan to take it over someday. I don't care for polytricks (politics).
I'm into honesty and communication. This doesn't mean I'm going to corner you so we can talk about our feelings, it just means I'm going to be completely real with you and I will expect you to be real with me, too.
I'm Obsessive/Compulsive. I have to analyze things. So like, you could tell a joke or form a hypothesis and I'll get it and chuckle (or appreciate) and all, but I still have to dissect it and come up with something else. That will ruin it for you because you'll think it totally went over my head and feel you have to explain it, but it didn't and you don't - I already got your joke or grokked your hypothesis; I simply moved on and began dissecting and what-iffing. Sometimes I overcompensate for this by joking maybe a little too much, but I do it too dryly and get taken too seriously/mistaken for not having a sense of humor in return. This is annoying and I'm not sure what to do about it.
I like to call myself Agnostic, but I'm really a Nihilist. I'm also a Pacifist.
If we have a high-ish enemy score and I looked at your profile, that's probably why - just wondering! It kinda blows my mind that I'd have an enemy. Other reasons I'm checking your profile: Low enemy score, or I'm trolling for new authors or artists or tests to check out or you were in my quiver. If I've checked your profile more than once in a short period of time, it's because I'm a ditz and forgot just that quickly.
I don't believe in legalized marriage and I can't have any more kids. If that's just fine with you, please continue reading:
Esta cosa me dice que tengo que tener algo en dos idiomas. Bueno, aqui esta.
I am an irreverent angel, a verbal pyromaniac, and I Rock