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Coolpantsmagoo

38 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–44
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am...

slightly eccentric, artsy, edgy, well written, well traveled, fun, funny, wise yet a lil bit goofy.

I am into...

live music, writing, fancy beer, drawing and art of all mediums, road trips, swimming, hiking, biking, dining out, cooking, kayaking, and much more.

I am NOT into...

Guys who use acronyms regularly, Jesus freaks, drunks, or casual sex.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kickin ass and takin names! I also manage a hostel and love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking, cooking ethnic foods, making things, making friends, making friends laugh, making out...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think Martin Eden by Jack London is my all time favorite book. I need to read more books and less internets. :)

Movies and shows:

Its Always Sunny
Secretary
Breaking Bad
There Will Be Blood.
Into the Wild
Goodfellas
Game of Thrones
Melancholia
Six Feet Under
A Clockwork Orange
Harold and Maude
Dexter
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Goodfellas
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original)
House of Yes
Waiting For Guffman

Music:

Led Zeppelin
Band of Horses
Fruit Bats
Policia
Angel Olsen
Air
Massive Attack
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Cave Singers
Built to Spill
Fleetwood Mac
Springsteen
Aloe Blac
Fleet Foxes
Fugazi
Minor Threat
Kurt Vile
Kendrick Lamar
Alabama Shakes
Nomeansno
Ryan Adams
Death Grips
Death Cab
Lee Fields
Scott Biram
Velvet Underground
Old 97s
Helio Sequence
Neko Case
We Were Promised Jetpacks
And so much more...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, mother nature, cheese, Jimbo (my dog), friends, and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Retirement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing anything typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bra size, but if you ask I might think less of you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you eat meat AND vegetables, take chances, choose weird over normal (this was written BEFORE my move to Austin, I swear) and independent over mainstream. Also, if you have good stories to tell, aren't afraid of change, take care of yourself but aren't obsessed with image, prefer baseball over football, and camping or live music over conventional sporting events, don't get wasted regularly, don't cringe at eccentricities and like dogs.